More of the same for TF3?

Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by Superion33, Jun 23, 2009.

  1. Superion33

    Superion33 Banned

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    Its just harmless poking fun at the movie. Just because someone states an opinion of yours does not mean he is wanting to start a fight with you.

    If that logic were true, then anyone gushing positive opinions about the movie would be trolling people who didn't like the movie.
     
  2. Surge

    Surge Village Dolt

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    Oh my god....more! More I ask you, MORE!!! :lol 
     
  3. butz

    butz slippery when wet

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    This isn't stating an opinion though; it's just you trying to get a rise out of fanboys.
     
  4. MrSoundwaveGuy

    MrSoundwaveGuy I've made a huge mistake

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    i hope they don't try to make TF3 even bigger. Bigger is not better, it's what ruined ROTF for me, it was too big. Keep it simple with the characters and plots, and try to make a good story
     
  5. MBSHOOT

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    I don't think they should bring back Orci and Kurtzman. They had there chance and not surprisingly the best parts of this film are the explosions and CGI. I think anyone could have written this story. There is almost nothing special about what Orci and Kurtzman did hear. It could be some of Bays fault, but I think they shouldn't come back. As for Bay, he said he made this movie for the fans... Yeah OK.. This movie is kind of insulting to most peoples intelligence but there are a lot of stupid people out there that this will be right on there level. Bay is smart and he knows that this is the crowd he needs to go after, but If you have any hope that the third will redeem itself don't count on it. I see it as a replica of this one.

    Ok well I heard they didn't have a lot of time to work on the script so, one more go for them..
     
  6. General Magnus

    General Magnus Da Custodes of the Emprah

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    Oh well, I like these movies, guess "me stupid" then. Guess what, I donĀ“t give a shit.
     
  7. Magelite

    Magelite I make stupid look good

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    I disagree-Star Trek showed that Orci and Kurtzman can write a good movie (well, with some plot holes, but perhaps the writer's strike had an impact on the script.)
     
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    this thread is not going to end well
     
  9. Lock Cade

    Lock Cade Tarn Fangirl

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    I sure hope it does. I would love to see TF-3, even if it means I have to wait until 2012 to see it in theaters.
     
  10. Superion33

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    See? The diehards who went to see the midnight showing have spoken. The guys who went to see it at midnight are completely unbiased in their opinion, thus we have the green light to continue TF3. And since people LIKED the toilet humor and the lack of plot/characterization and were happy enough with the explosions then we should give them even more of the same!

    Ok, guys, I came up with the stereotypes - but since Skids and Mudflap were uber popular we need more than just femme van-bots. We need something greater, you guys have to help me out here.

    Also - toilet humor, cuss words, and crass innuendo. Plus the sight gags. We need more scenes with TFs sneaking around the house or stepping on mouse traps. I'd say we need to go watch more Looney Tunes and load up on some awesome sight gags.

    More characters. The audience shows that characters don't need to be introduced, have more than one speaking line, and their disappearance doesn't have to be explained. Going off that - lets shoot for 80 robots next film. People will just come and go for no reason. Give them only one like - something like "Yes, Megatron". Bam! Money making machine for Hasbro to sell toys.
     
  11. Superion33

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    Phrases: "The real F-ing deal dot com" (said just like that), "F-ing was my f-ing idea" (said just like that), "What the F?" (said just like that), "You carry this sh*t," "You can't say sh*t about it," "Oh sh*t," "Someone sh*t in his bed this morning," "The fruit of your loins," "You dirty old man," "You filthy beast," "Time to get my sexy on," "Don't be sucking the sack," "Ball-sack," what sounded like "D*cky," "I'm not impressed by your perverted mouth breathing," "That's cuz you're a p*ssy," "Then we're porked," "Pubic fro-head," "You landed on my testicles," "My balls," "Ass whooping," "Damn I'm good," "Punk ass Decepticon," "What the freak is happening?" "Holy mother," "It's an ass-kicking," "FTJ (feel the jet)," "Dude," "Bro," "Pretty Betties," "How about if I put my foot in your ass?" "Anyone else care to have some sort of mental breakdown?" "You're hot, but you ain't so bright," "A freaking house of horrors," "What are you looking at, slobber-puss?" "You crazy bitch," "What the hell was that?" "Don't freak out," "Jeez," "You're such a girl," "Kiss this, bitch," "Shut up," "I know you're pissed," "Bust a cap in his ass," "A hell of a day," "Get a haircut with your bitch ass," "He's an ass...hole," "Where the freak did you find..?" "Look in my eyes and tighten your sphincter," "Bollocks," "My ass," "Don't get snippy with me, fleshling," "Freaking munchkin," "Little people are mean," "You dumb ass," "Your little punk ass," "We're about to get our asses whooped," "I'm too old for this crap," "Stay on my ass" and "Let's roll."

    And we need more dialogue like this.
     
  12. shroobmaster

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    We need TFA Prowl as a generic ASIAN KOONG-FOO HUUH YAAAAH!