ok WTF is this piece of crap and how do i even combine it let alone keep it combined

 

YouTube - Transformers Energon Grimlock, Swoop and Mega Dinobot Review

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It's a $20 nifty deluxe Grimlock toy with a free Swoop figure and no combined mode. I don't know what you're looking at.  

 

Ugh, that's the best you could do? Hasn't someone else done one?

 

That's not me, twat. Go search yourself then.

 

It's two terrible toys that only Feralstorm likes. And trust me, you don't want to combine them. You'll only be disappointed.

 

In the video.... That kids voice made me want to hit him with something heavy. Mega Dinobot sucks and was probably bought off ebay for too much money.

 

Agreed. I have no knowledge about this Mega Dinobot of which you speak. In fact... *Neuralyzer flash* He doesn't exist.