http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/01/17/uk.parrot/index.html

 

That's awesome...not the whole affair and the parting with the parrot but that the parrot 'recorded' it.

 

But having to here "I love you Gary" over and over again. Ahh, that would suck.

 

Yeah, that definitely would suck. Here's a clue for him though, when the woman says "He'd be the first to tell you we were having problems" and "He spent more time talking to it than he did to me."

I'm starting to think she had a reason to cheat for a while now. Not that I condone it.

 

a cool parrot if you ask me.

sucks for the guy though

 

That's why human beings have the ability to talk to each other. There is never a good enough excuse to cheat on someone.
However, kudos to the parrot. This could have only been funnier if it had kept saying "Your woman is a slut".

 

Or maybe "How does Garys dick taste?"
 

 

Or maybe "Gary, that's not in where you think it is!"

 

Sorry, but this story would be far funnier if the bird kept squaking "Fuck me, Gary!" over and over again.

 

   

In college, we had this friend Mario. Or as we called him "Wrong Hole Mario". Yeah, exactly. Everyone knows this story before I even tell it.

Both he and his ladyfriend were on the large side, and Mario was a little nearsighted. One night as a small group of us were outside his apartment, we heard his ladyfriend exclaim at the top of her lungs "WRONG HOLE, MARIO!!!"

Good times, good times.

 

Lol! X-d

 

"Squak!! Do me harder Gary... Rawk"

"Rawk.. who's your daddy?"

 

Quoted for truth. Been there, done that.

 

*falls over laughing, smacks head on dresser, and dies*

 

*falls off chair laughing*
That is the funniest thing have read in a long while.

 

nm

 

There has to be a Super Mario joke in their somewhere.