Man uses olive oil as viagra; loses penis

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  1. Cal

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    Man’s genitals removed after bid to enlarge his penis by injecting it with olive oil goes wrong


    Should have stuck with the stuff they spam on your inbox. :rolleyes: 
     
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  3. Nexus Prime

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    "This 50-year-old man developed a severe infection after injecting his penis with olive oil over a number of years"

    This went on for years? Why would someone continue to do that, when after years there were no results? Ironic and sad.
     
  4. Bountyan

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    I feel like eating a hot dog after reading this story.
     
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    You know what they call olive oil in Russia?

    Rotchyercockoff.
     
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    you'd think someone would notice all his socks smelled like an italian restaurant.
     
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    From the article -
    "Procedure is common in Thailand with 40 men treated each month for side-effects"

    I guess they don't learn. Too bad. That's a stiff price to pay.
     
  8. BooyakaDragon

    BooyakaDragon I Don't Even Know

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    Interesting....
     
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    somebody close this thread
    tfw2005 is family board
     
  10. Haloid1177

    Haloid1177 Hey, That's Pretty Good

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    heheh

    Stiff.
     
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    That's hardly the case. Most of the people on this board are dudes.
     
  13. TrueNomadSkies

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    Hahahahahaha, well played.


    Also, I read about something similar a while back & it still gets me wtfing.
     
  14. Aernaroth

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    He wasn't using it to replace viagra, he was using it to replace BLOOD. Yeah, that doesn't work.

    But at least it wouldn't get chafed?
     
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    No.


    Noooo needles in my penis.
     
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    Should've used Pam, that's nonstick
     
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    More like he should've just used vagina.


    Seriously though, and I know I've said this before, but fuck. Where, how & why people get these ideas is beyond me, let alone to the point of going through with it, and in a group of guys no less. I mean, I can understand people wanting to get high or whatever the 1st time & keeping at it once addicted couse as ridiculous as it is to me, at least that shit's far away from your balls, but this is insane.
     
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    Just not Crisco. That's a shortener.
     
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    olive oil was nonstick too ;) 
     
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