Man gets stuck inside a statue of a vagina in Germany

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  1. tikgnat, Jun 24, 2014
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    BBC Newsbeat - Man gets stuck inside a statue of a vagina in Germany

    Not quite as epic as Metallicgrunts German cave rescue but oh so much funnier.
     
  2. Crossfire-034, Jun 24, 2014
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    ...why the fuck would someone make a statue of a vagina in the first place?
     
  3. tikgnat, Jun 24, 2014
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    So the Colossus of Rhodes can have some party time too?
     
  4. rattrap007, Jun 24, 2014
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    Pulling him out brought back lots of memories for his mom...
     
  5. MetalicGrunt, Jun 24, 2014
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  7. Meta777, Jun 24, 2014
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    What a shenanigan! Imagine being the fire-fighter who had to pull a dude out of a giant vagina sculpture :lol 

    Because the vagina is pretty cool don't you know.
     
  8. Metroplex79, Jun 24, 2014
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    I'm somewhat lonely, but not THAT lonely...

    :lol 
     
  9. Haloid1177, Jun 24, 2014
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    God the jokes...

    All the bannable jokes...
     
  10. TheIncredibleHulk, Jun 24, 2014
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    Guess he should have used some lube
     
  11. firehawc_69, Jun 24, 2014
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    "five emergency service vehicles and 22 firemen had to help free the man."

    riiiight.

    More like, "five emergency service vehicles and 22 firemen had to come and point and laugh at the man."
     
  12. Ionus, Jun 24, 2014
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    What a twat!
     
  13. gregles, Jun 24, 2014
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    a truly great anecdote for the grand-kids or for small talk at dinner parties.

    I would love to hear the emergency services call. "your never going to guess what's just happened to me. I was looking at the statue of a vagina, then one thing lead to another and...."
     
  14. MetalRyde, Jun 24, 2014
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    :lolol 
     
  15. BooyakaDragon, Jun 24, 2014
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    Huh...

    [​IMG]
     
  16. AAarcher221, Jun 24, 2014
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    Maybe the artist was abandoned by his mom when he was very young and that's all he can remember of her?
     
  17. MetalicGrunt, Jun 24, 2014
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  18. transformervic1, Jun 24, 2014
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  19. gregles, Jun 24, 2014
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    Someone should have seen this coming
     
  20. Gingerchris, Jun 24, 2014
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    Get the baby oil guy from the other thread.
    Cool vaginas? Where are you getting them from? The morgue?

    At least pop it in a microwave for twenty seconds to warm it through before you use it...
     
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