Man Brings Virtual Girlfriend to His Real-Life Wedding

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  1. Starscream600

    Starscream600 Certified Virtual Pilot

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    Man Brings Virtual Girlfriend to His Real-Life Wedding, Bride Retaliates | Oddity Central - Collecting Oddities

    Really?
     
  2. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    you know whats the best thing about real women over the virtual ones?

    THE SEX.
     
  3. VictoryLeo19

    VictoryLeo19 Well-Known Member

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    This is disturbing.
     
  4. uchihabro77

    uchihabro77 Energon Warrior 3 Red

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    the only reason guys out up with women :lolol 
     
  5. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    What does this say about the bride? She's the one who married the guy with an electronic girlfriend.
     
  6. Predaking

    Predaking Well-Known Member

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    ^THIS
     
  7. Eric

    Eric VOTE.

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    I stopped reading after it said "Japan."

    Those wacky Japanese. :lol  Never change.
     
  8. Autobot Burnout

    Autobot Burnout ...and I'll whisper "No."

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    I think this is the only case where we can consider a woman murdering another woman over jealousy of a man in any kind of not-illegal sense.
     
  9. decepticreep312

    decepticreep312 Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of that other Japanese guy who legally married a character in that same DS game. And also the Korean guy who married his pillow.
     
  10. 3.8TransAM

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    Stick with the virtual.

    If it nags turn it off.

    If it doesn't put out, go somewhere else and get some.

    Want to hang with the guys, go ahead

    It has its pluses

    Plastic might cause some chafing though:D 
     
  11. Gordon_4

    Gordon_4 The Big Engine

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    I was considering that very thing: she must have known this was going to be a 'thing' in their relationship so why she didn't jump ship at first opportunity is a mystery.
     
  12. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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  13. JazzHunter83

    JazzHunter83 Mrs FatalT

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    *snicker* Can't. Stop. Laughing!

    Seriously, they had 3 fucking game consoles each seated on a chair watching the wedding ceremony - it's hilarious!

    It's like that guy with the blow up doll who he treated like his girlfriend and every morning he would get her dressed and brush her hair and then he would pose with her to take photos.
     
  14. Cal

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    Inviting his virtual girlfriends to a wedding is nothing. I once read a story about a guy who actually married his cyber chick. Wish I could still find it.
     
  15. petes2177

    petes2177 the poowrr?

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    To each their own, I suppose...
     
  16. moreprimeland

    moreprimeland Optimus told me to do it!

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    :lol 

    Me either, was just thinking she should have shown up with her battery operated vibrator--give it a front seat, just to show she didn't need to marry him to be happy. :ev: 
     
  17. JazzHunter83

    JazzHunter83 Mrs FatalT

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    Oh, I love it! I agree, two can play at that game ;) 
     
  18. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    ...

    Stick it in her 'puter!

    :D 
    I'm imagining a scene like in movies when the hero is captured and has to drop all their weapons and by the end there's a huge pile of guns and knives. Except in this case she's stood there next to a huge pile of sex toys trying to squeeze out the last difficult love egg and string of beads.
    Indeed. It's weird and kinda creepy, but if she went into things knowing this stuff then it's not really fair on the guy to force him to destroy the cards this late into the game (no pun intended), especially in public surrounded by friends and family.
     
  19. TheIncredibleHulk

    TheIncredibleHulk Bad Luck Incarnate

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    Who knows? Maybe he straps a fleshlight to his DS and goes to town.....
     
  20. Scrapper6

    Scrapper6 Lord of Constructicons

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    And this is why not all games come over to the western market. Good grief, it is sad to imagine someone with an actual bride willingly continuing to 'diddle' around with a virtual video game simulation.

    And I don't just mean sad as in pathetic, I mean sad as in depressing.