Man Brings Virtual Girlfriend to His Real-Life Wedding, Bride Retaliates | Oddity Central - Collecting Oddities

Really?

 

you know whats the best thing about real women over the virtual ones?

THE SEX.

 

This is disturbing.

 

the only reason guys out up with women  

 

What does this say about the bride? She's the one who married the guy with an electronic girlfriend.

 

^THIS

 

I stopped reading after it said "Japan."

Those wacky Japanese.   Never change.

 

I think this is the only case where we can consider a woman murdering another woman over jealousy of a man in any kind of not-illegal sense.

 

Reminds me of that other Japanese guy who legally married a character in that same DS game. And also the Korean guy who married his pillow.

 

Stick with the virtual.

If it nags turn it off.

If it doesn't put out, go somewhere else and get some.

Want to hang with the guys, go ahead

It has its pluses

Plastic might cause some chafing though 

 

I was considering that very thing: she must have known this was going to be a 'thing' in their relationship so why she didn't jump ship at first opportunity is a mystery.

 

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*snicker* Can't. Stop. Laughing!

Seriously, they had 3 fucking game consoles each seated on a chair watching the wedding ceremony - it's hilarious!

It's like that guy with the blow up doll who he treated like his girlfriend and every morning he would get her dressed and brush her hair and then he would pose with her to take photos.

 

Inviting his virtual girlfriends to a wedding is nothing. I once read a story about a guy who actually married his cyber chick. Wish I could still find it.

 

To each their own, I suppose...

 

 

Me either, was just thinking she should have shown up with her battery operated vibrator--give it a front seat, just to show she didn't need to marry him to be happy.  

 

Oh, I love it! I agree, two can play at that game  

 

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Stick it in her 'puter!

 

I'm imagining a scene like in movies when the hero is captured and has to drop all their weapons and by the end there's a huge pile of guns and knives. Except in this case she's stood there next to a huge pile of sex toys trying to squeeze out the last difficult love egg and string of beads.

Indeed. It's weird and kinda creepy, but if she went into things knowing this stuff then it's not really fair on the guy to force him to destroy the cards this late into the game (no pun intended), especially in public surrounded by friends and family.

 

Who knows? Maybe he straps a fleshlight to his DS and goes to town.....

 

And this is why not all games come over to the western market. Good grief, it is sad to imagine someone with an actual bride willingly continuing to 'diddle' around with a virtual video game simulation.

And I don't just mean sad as in pathetic, I mean sad as in depressing.