Man bites pet python

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  1. doomboy536

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    BBC News - California man arrested for biting pet python twice

    I still can't believe this :lol 
     
  2. seali_me

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    While officers were speaking to David Senk, 54, found lying at the scene, a witness accused him of taking two bites out of the snake.

    mr. senk: "i did what?"

    LOL
     
  3. rxlthunder

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    That's a bit of a reversal from the norm.
     
  4. chaddi_90

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    lol
     
  5. KnightHawkke

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    That is indeed something you don't hear about everyday. To have been a fly on the wall in that room.
     
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    In before 'tastes like chicken.'
     
  7. Optimus1138

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    In Soviet Russia, you bite snake!
     
  8. Inikalord

    Inikalord Legal Binding Contracts

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    Serves them snakes right. Bite us and we bite back!

    Seriously though, that's disgusting.
     
  9. Nachtsider

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    What a ssssstory.
     
  10. Ecchokat

    Ecchokat Ponyologiest for Hire!

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    Poor Snake. I hope some one claims it or gives it a good home. The man that did it all I can say is you really should consider not drinking anymore the next time it could be a cobra and well we know how that might end.....
     
  11. Kevin XI

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    Wow, that's fucked up. That's some drunken rage if you're gonna bite up it's ribcage and expose it's liver.
    "I did what?" haha damn! I wouldn't party with that guy.
     
  12. grimlock1972

    grimlock1972 Optimus, serving up the primest of ribs since 1984

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    I had heard the old jokes about "Man bites Dog" but this is a new one by me.
     
  13. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Solid Snake: Mmmmm Tasty.


    Also that story was delicious irony.