So is Kobayashi a playable character or not? If he's a boss, it's going to make every SNK boss fight look like a tutorial level.
"We knew this sport would lend itself very well to an interactive format," said George Shea of Major League Eating. lol wut?
You know how when you beat most bosses, their lair collapses? When you beat Kobayashi, your house falls in.
It doesn't come with instructions, it comes with an air sickness bag and a signed letter from Kobayashi that just says 'BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING.'