For me it is Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin.

What I hear:
"You need cool aid, baby I'm not Foolin'"

I know the actual lyircs but I hear this a lot

 

In Ride the Lightning by Metallica; I always hear 'Free from this frightening dream' as 'Free from this lightning beam'.

I know the right lyrics, but I always hear that.

 

I thought for years that "Diary of Jane" sounded like "diarrhea" at points in the song.

 

when i was a kid i thought do do do looking out my back door , was ew ew ew puking out my backdoor.

Love CCR and i get it right now.

 

For the longest time I thought Puff the Magic Dragon and the Walrus from Alice and Wonderland were talking about ceiling wax. Naturally I never saw this mythical substance for myself, but since two separate songs referred to it -- and both offhandedly alongside other everyday objects -- I assumed it must've been an actual thing... somewhere.

Never in a million years would I have guessed they meant the red stamp thing on the backs of old timey letters.  

 

"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another roller in the night."

 

Fucking "Starbucks lovers" instead of "star-struck lovers" or something.

Oh, and pretty much every fast-paced rock song I hear.

 

Jimi Hendrix: 'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy!

 

Not me, but my Middle School Student heard "Juice Box Hero" and were really confused! And not just one, at least 7-8 of them heard it that way...

 

There is a song on the radio, where I understood the lyrics as:
Screw your girlfriend
Always worth it
You deserve it
The way you're working
 

 

There's a song called Computer Music which has English and Japanese lyrics, and at the end of the song my brain tries to hear the Japanese as English. The last two words I hear are "Electro Cock".

 

Toni Braxton, Unbreak my heart.

'Sage and Onion,
Sage and Onion,
tell me you love me,
Unbreak my heart...'

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10

Ever since I heard that, I can't listen to the song without thinking about cats.

 

the words to Due; of the Fates by John Williams from The Phantom Menace (Star Wars) I know that the words are in Sandskrit but I love someones English version/interpretation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuHImVS1u7A

 

This is a pretty common phenomenon, actually. Now I'll just leave this link here with more info, and like Hendrix said, "Scuse me, while I kiss this guy"

Mondegreen - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

There's even a book about it

'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy: And Other Misheard Lyrics: Gavin Edwards, Chris Kalb: 9780671501280: Amazon.com: Books

 

This^

 

Lucy in the sky with diamonds sometimes sounds like Lucy's in a fight with Linus.

I blame this one stand up comedian who said this.

 

I always keep thinking because of how Gerard pronounces it he's saying "I'm Nerd Okay"

 

"I must have been through about a million girls
I'd love 'em and I'd leave them alone"

I always hear "I'd love a man and leave him alone"

Song is "I Fooled Around and Fell in Love"  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyMMEmwFQUE