Lootcrate DX July Featuring Optimus

Discussion in 'Transformers News and Rumors' started by Tony_Bacala, Jun 18, 2021.

  1. Chris Bot

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    Oh God nooooooooooooo!
     
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    This has got to be the worst Optimus Prime figure I've ever seen. It just gets worse the more I look at it. It's like if someone asked themselves:
    "How can I stylise these proportions so they look absolutely, undoubtedly, atrocious? I don't want any resemblance to known big-limbed styles, I don't want cohesiveness, I want people to look at this and think: "Yes, this is bad"."
     
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    Ah right, "modern art", that's the culprit, I also like to rag on vague concepts I don't really understand.
     
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    This is what Optimus Prime would look like in Psychonauts.
     
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    I'm half-convinced this is a plot by Hasbro and Lootcrate to get us all to stop fighting for 10 minutes. :p 
     
  6. Jerrymiru

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    ....ugh..... so many issues here with this \"figure\"
     
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    A bowel movement, perhaps.

    No, Picasso was a genius and had talent. Whoever designed this is only slightly better than I at designing...anything.:oops: 
     
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  8. Hadlen_Weltall

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    I call it Gorillazmus Prime... change my mind.
     
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    I liked Pat Lee’s Art.

    I don’t like his.
     
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    Bold of you to assume I don’t understand, because I do, and if you can’t see the ridiculous bullshit that exists thats your own ignorance.


    Look at this $3,000+ Banana on a wall. It itself is a copy of a $120,000 piece of art that is said to be “in” on the joke of some modern art.
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    Yeah this is just so introspective of society, it really says a lot.
     
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    I'm convinced this figurine was created for the sole purpose of pissing off the fanbase & distracting us from something truly terrible that's slowly breaking the distant horizon, & we just can't see it yet.. Lol.

    But that aside, I wouldn't hate this 'thing' so much if the waist wasn't so disturbingly small & thin. Like, it gives the impression that it'll snap at any point just by looking at it funny..
     
  13. Astrotrain52

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    Lootcrate still exists?

    Subscription boxes still exist?
     
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    FANS: give us Senior/Yaniger/Milne/Roche/Zama versions of our favorite characters!

    HASBRO: Best we can do is Superstar Funana.
     
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    The longer I look at the midsection the more it makes me want to laugh
     
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    Technically all of Transformers is a distraction from the cold approach of death on this doomed planet.
     
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    It\'s like G1 and animated got together but it doesn\'t work. I never liked those proportions in animated but it works with that art style, I do not like this at all.
     
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    this has to be a bit wtf
     
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    what a hideous figure.