LMAO!!!!

I hate mayo on my burger, it's just gross.

 

People on the internet with huge egos that think there so cool and try to belittle you are just pathetic.

 

Oh boy could I throw a suitcase through a window like that today. Coming fresh off of another "talk" about letting go of something that I could fix if I could only scrape together a fucking couple thousand dollars, I get to drive to a different office for a meeting that I don't really need to go to, let alone attend in person, followed by having to drive back into the regular office because our expensive VPN takes at least 9 hours to "scan" a company laptop before I can get on to deploy yet another buggy revision of a make-work program for visa holders.

 

When life throws you lemons, blast them out of the air with a shotgun. Don't touch the lemons.

 

And let me add to the list: webpages that say "contact [email protected] to shop/sell with us" and then that address f*%#ing bounces.

 

Soooooooomebody lost an internet argument!

Ahem. I just got back from a roadtrip, and ended up injuring my feet fairly badly and also nearly dying from the shit-damned ridiculous heat. I'm almost completely incapable of sweating, which makes it very hard for me to cool down, and I'm photosensitive and extremely prone to sun-damage to boot.

105 degree summer days surrounded by nothing but concrete and metal are goddamn hell.

 

That I can't find the Random Thoughts thread. I need that shit.

Anyway, if I was Superman I'd be a total dick. I wouldn't obey laws, pay taxes or feign interest in boring conversations. Every politician that I didn't like would get a public pants rip down during important speeches.

 

Lol no. I know how to hold my ground.

 

When you got an itch on your back to scratch, but you can't reach it.  

 

Moderating a forum that gets surges of Russian spammers, and the site's bot filter is broken so I have to check each and every individual request by hand.

 

Do what I do and dislocate your shoulders. Gives me an extra inch or two to work with.

Pretty sure it went to Thread Heaven, as I can't find it and it hasn't been moved to the Fuzz.

 

It taking a week to get a police report to take to my insurance to file a claim after a guy busted out my gf window with a rock from a mower he admitted that he had the cover thing flipped up.

 

Overdue suggestion, but... eat more garlic? Also... it's rather pricey and cut more for us guys but 5.11 Tactical makes long-sleeved shirts that I've found very comfortable in that kind of heat, and here around Seattle the mid-80s is "heatwave"--they have concealed ventilation in the back and in a pair of concealed front pockets. Google "5.11 72157," but be ready for a limited color palette--never been an issue for me because I wear a lot of khaki anyway, gives me a vaguely "WWII-ish" look that seems to inspire confidence from my clients as a military historian and researcher.

 

When your parents force you to say Hi to everyone at the party. (Bonus: I have a huge ass family, so a regular party would have like 40 people at it)

When you're forced to talk/hang out with someone you don't really know.

The temperature going from 70 degrees to like 100 in a few minutes (Because that's how the weather works down in California)

The neighbors exploding fireworks the days before and AFTER 4th of July.

 

Being in California and having "enthusiastic neighbors," I can totally relate to the last two.

 

"Tactical wear" isnt really my style. And even if it were, would they even have it cut for women? I imagine I'd look doubly ridiculous in military style-clothes too loose and too tight in all the worst places bc its intended for men. Regardless, khaki and stuff that looks military is.... M. Not my deal so much.

I actually do eat a ton of garlic. My sweatglands are just.... Really underdeveloped. Not much I can do about it.

 

Well, I was just now enjoying the peace and quiet, but now my freaking neighbors are doing fireworks and now some others are joining in. Lovely.

 

Having a machine vital to your operation fail catastrophically because of a part that should have been in house, then waiting a week until they get it up and running, only to have the same machine crash for reasons caused by sitting idle for a week.

 

People who set off fireworks before and after the 4th of July. It's been a week, and dog still hides in my room. I understand she's scared, I'm not angry with her, but I'd really like to enjoy my music for once without having to keep the volume down.