Blitzwing isn't smart enough to come up with that one. I think he's hired striking writers under the table.
There's always a little Truth in humor. Maybe 'Astrotrain' took this comment to heart (Enegron pump?). Could be why the TF Club Astrotrain doesn't have a train mode.
Hey wait a minute. I distinctly remember astrotrain moving along in train mode without tracks in 1986 Transformers the movie. Recall the line "Astrotrain, transformer and get us out of here". NO TRACKS required. But a steam train engine is still a lame alternative mode. LOL.
*Chuckles* Yep, Blitz is a jerk. Poor Astrotrain... I'm sure he'd rather not have a train as one of his alt-modes. Good job as always, Matt!