Too easy Besides Dermot O'Leary already did this excellent Watchmen dialog re-write about it: http://images.comicbookresources.com/litg/2008/0107/watchmen_OMD.jpg
I can alredy imagine the premise: Alpha Trion is dying and Optimus seeks to Unicron to save him, but at a cost: his position as Autobot Commander and His relationship with Elita must be erased!
I'm going to believe that Jean Grey was talking about her return in comics and cartoons... 'cause Xmen 3 does not exist in my own personal universe. I don't know what that "last stand" movie was that came out, but it wasn't xmen 3... yeah, I know.
eeeeeeeeeeeeee Bucky!!! Bringing him back was the only thing Marvel's done right since House of M. Love this one
Poor Jazz... LOL, I loved it that you included Spock. My brother would REALLY get a kick out of this one.
You forgot Superman, Jason Todd, Professor X, Aunt May, Ras' Al Ghul, Optimus Prime, Starscream, The Shredder, Spawn, Captain America, Alfred, Vegeta, Goku, pretty much everyone on Dragonball Z, The Guyver, Elektra, pretty much everyone in the X-Men, Batman (okay he didn't die, but he was broken in half.)
Pretty funny Matt. But was it ever stated that Spock wouldn't return? I always assumed ST2:WoK's ending to mean Spock was coming back ... just like we knew Han Solo was going to be rescued. -airfox