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Lewisville officials unsure how magician led girl, 9, from school

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by cybertron2000, Jan 18, 2008.

  1. cybertron2000

    cybertron2000 Active Member

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    For a second there I thought this was gonna be a news report about a would-be pedophile and I was right from reading that article...you can't trust people with kids these days.
     
  3. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    I drive through that town every day on my way to work
     
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    Maybe he pulled a rabbit out of his pants.
     
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    "He's a magician!" I lol'd. I'm so going to hell.
     
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    I'm going to hell...
     
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    A crappy magician...a good one would have made her disappear and then escape in a puff of smoke.
     
  9. Lance Halberd

    Lance Halberd oh hai

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    You would not believe how many times I've fallen for that!


    ...okay, maybe you would :redface2: 
     
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    Yes, you are. You stole the joke I was going to use.
     
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    Ever been sawed in half?

    "Ever seen a grown magician naked?"

    EDIT: (got some more)

    Wanna see me pull a python from my pants.

    Watch as my magic wand grows bigger....

    Nothing down my pants....
     
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    Moroni Prime #TFYLP Podcast

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    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it was magic. Of course being a fan of "flight of dragons" Logic (the school) should've easily defeated magic.
     
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    Yea I actually work in Lewisville, I drive past the street that the school is on every time I go to work.
     
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    Man I live in Lewisvile and this is the first time I have heard of this. LOL shows how informed I am of my town.
     
  15. Insane Galvatron

    Insane Galvatron is not insane. Really!

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    Why do people do this? How can a 22 year old think a prepubescent girl is more attractive than a developed college girl his own age? You can pick up the latter at a bar and do whatever you want without fear of prison time.

    I'll never understand what the pedophiles do.
     
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    :lolol  Priceless. But yeah, it's pretty weird how a magician (a crappy looking one) can take off with a girl.

    "For my finale, I shall magically hide this little girl, INSIDE MAH PANTS!"

    :lol  Great, I find that funny. Now I'm going to hell too.
     
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    Be thankful for that.
     
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    For LOLing hard at your Heart Quote, I'll join you there.
     
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    Barry Whitus, girl excitus....
     
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    I live in Dallasand the local radio and TV news programs have been running teasers for days that are like "Lewisville school officials are trying to find out how a magician took a nine year old girl off campus" only to have the actual news story be "Lewisville school officials are trying to find out how a magician took a nine year old girl off campus".

    It's great to see them jump on the sensationalism and skip any details.

    At least this article had some news content in it, and I now know that the weirdo has been at the school before so the staff trusted him.