My fiancee and I do not watch tv. We watch dvds, she has her UFC and car videos and I have my Esther Williams, Broadway musicals, and Carmen Carrera collections. The only time we watch network tv is when we go to the sports bar to watch American football.

But apparently we went out to my boss's house tonight and she told us that Lady Gaga is doing a special with the muppets.

Is Lady Gaga still a thing? I would think Katy Perry was more of a muppet. I absoultely adore Katy Perry.

 

Ever since she announced and released Artpop, yeah.

 

I downloaded applause... cool song. But I thought she was a hasbeen. My fiancee said, "she hasn't been big in like 30 years"

 

Artpop kicks ass. And the special was hilarious with how ridiculous it was.

 

This.

 

Well, Gaga does have a special place in her heart for little monsters.

 

But I think Katy Perry is much more appealing to children than Lady Gaga. I've performed to both Gaga and Perry's songs though.. I can get down with a lot of their music.

But Muppets and Gaga? didn't Gaga kill kermit's clan?

 

I don't know. Both are pop stars, both wear outrageous outfits colorful outfits, kids like both.

If I'm picking between the two I'm picking Katy because, you know, boobs, but still, Gaga's fun. Weird as fuck, but fun.

 

I am focused on katy perry's pretty face and black hair.

Apparently I discovered my fiancee had big boobs(she's a plus size girl) like 2 months after we met. I focus way too much on faces.

 

That should be a good thing.

 

I'm just saying Katy's green dress at the Grammys. If you were focused on her face you're a liar.

 

There has to be actually be more attached to the boobs for me to like someone. Katy Perry to me is like a major influence on fashion and she's always been my diva(besides Bettie Page & Kat Von D). Since we're both from Southern California and grew up in that whole culture.

Her mint green dress looked very nice with the gold jewelry she was wearing and the long black hair. I absolutely love her with the long black hair again!

Now if Adele wore the exact same dress... my jaw would have dropped and I wouldn't be able to get up for 30 minutes.

Adele to me is absolutely perfect. Perfect face, perfect bod, perfect personality.

 

Honestly i am surprised that after the kermit outfit they let her any where near the muppets.

 

While I'm not a fan of Weird Al, I'll be seriously disappointed if he doesn't parody "Applause" with "Menopause."

"I'm living through menopause...pause...pause I'm living through menopause menopause."

 

he's old enough to be going through menopause now. Poor guy.

 

Word.

 

I'm not into women for their boobs. I like their faces and their personality.

Remember kids, I was a gay man for many many years.

 

Oh, Ellen!  

And now I know...

(Waiting for obligatory G.I. Joe joke)

 

And I absolutely despise her. Last Friday Night is my most hated song of all time.

 

While I like Katy Perry for aesthetic reasons, I appreciate Gaga for her talent and her dedication to her fans. Few celebs out there love their fans as much as Gaga love her monsters and that's something I really like about her.