Kid Drinks Gasoline To Be More Like the Transformers

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  1. Lintson

    Lintson Active Member

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    I think transformers are the scapegoat here just to cover his underlying gasoline addiction.

    If he really wanted to be a mighty robot warrior he would have tied a firecracker to an axe and pretended to be animated prime.
     
  2. starscream-99

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    If he was really smart why did he drink gasoline.
    "Oh yeah I can fix televisions and do long division and I also think Gasoline will give me super powers"
     
  3. flamepanther

    flamepanther Interested, but not really

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    I think it's a made up story someone thought up just recently because RoTF is popular right now. I doubt the kid in question exists.
     
  4. Sokar

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    Natural selection strikes again

    Seriously though he went 5 years drinking gasoline and now has a gasoline dependence? sounds kind of fake to me
     
  5. KingGrimlock

    KingGrimlock Assuming Direct Control

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    some people are just sooo stupid.
     
  6. Triggerhappy

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    to be fair.... if I did something stupid today, I'd cash in and blame a film/videograme/tv show/rapper

    haha no I wouldn't
     
  7. firehawc_69

    firehawc_69 cloppers = ignore list

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    Well, he's been doing it for 5 years, so at least Bay or the movies can't be to blame...
     
  8. Harbinger

    Harbinger ecnayonnA

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    more used to hearing about kids and sometimes adults inhaling stuff like that, not drinking it.
     
  9. Nachtsider

    Nachtsider Banned

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    In a perhaps related story, another Transformers fan was charged with six counts of statutory rape after he spoke of wanting to "become a mighty warrior like the Transformers by Powerlinxing with as many Mini-Cons as possible".
     
  10. Blitz.

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    lol I feel sorry for him but what an idiot
     
  11. realCliffjumper

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    Uhhhh, so the father was worried about his son's IQ? Aren't there more pressing medical issues to worry about? I am surprised he didn't have any side effects sooner.
     
  12. ILoveDinobot

    ILoveDinobot You can, you up. No can, no BB.

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    He has to convert it to energon first, geez what an idiot!
     
  13. Autobotic9

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    Well, in a way, he got what he wanted. He now is the living flesh and bone embodiment of Bayformers.
     
  14. Chrono Grimlock

    Chrono Grimlock Buttstuff Werewolf

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    Winner.

    There's no links to the original story or pictures or anything. Just a lot of I read a story, based off a story that was in another news paper fro ma different country.
     
  15. swampflight

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    Kids today.....

    Whatever happened to drinking quality beverages like Sterno or Aqua Velva?
     
  16. Ace Convoy

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    ...Wow..................................................................................so he's a gasoholic.


    I've always wondered what Gasoline tasted like.
     
  17. Metal Chaos

    Metal Chaos The Spark of Chaos

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    I'm still waiting for the one where a kid ties a falcon to his fist so he can go around Falcon Punching everyone.
     
  18. kidnicky

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    LMAO.

    Seriously,this is fake. It never shows the kid,I'm pretty sure he'd die,TFs don't drink gas,etc.
     
  19. Scantron

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    No. No, he wasn't. A 'very smart boy' wouldn't have started drinking gasoline to be like Optimus Prime. The kid was clearly always stupid, the gasoline intake just exacerbated that pre-existing condition.
     
  20. MC Rap Throne

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    niiiiiiice.