I bought my apeface a few years ago at a tf con and was really happy with its shelf presence over the years as i had gone from one mode to another...

But as time has progressed; a hip skirt broke off here, and another hip skirt broke off there after another year. THEN the pin that keeps the flap on his back in robot mode just gave way...
That was the last straw. I can forgive a hip skirt if im gonna keep it in ape or jet mode...
But to hell with it.
Into the garbage where it belongs.
Come ON KFC...If you cant make a better robot than THAT; then stop making robots.

 

Do you fell better now?  

 

Pathetic.

Just give it away or something. Better than pointlessly burning plastic for no reason.

 

mmmm yes!  

excuse me? Do people call you pathetic for making a choice to decide what and where to eat? Probably not i would guess.
Me doing this has no effect on you. Why would you call me pathetic.
I think youre jealous i didnt just give it to you.
So you are just being a dick for no reason. 

 

Personally, I don't eat huge plastic action figures and then poop them into the atmosphere, but maybe that's just me.

 

Mmmmmkay...

 

I especially like how he keeps talking about "this is what happens kfc" like keith is watching. Ima go out on a limb here and say this fella isnt too cautious with his toys when he handles them. Reason is that he is willing to just destroy it instead of maybe gettin some tools and trying to repair it or idk donate it to a kid that would appreciate it. Ima go ahead and jump over on this limb here and venture a guess this fellas front yard is also plum full of rusted cars. But im being a dick for no reason. Probably. Not that i care. But probably

 

Actually no to all of those. My front or back yard doesn't have any rusted metal. Im not ham handed when it comes to my robots. I have a room full of them and they usually dont break when just sitting on a shelf as a display piece. I was converting him to box up to sell and parts just started breaking off.
Im sure Keith isnt perusing these boards, and i dont care if he does or doesnt see the video.
I made the video because the toy was falling apart and i found it to be humorous.
If you dont like it, big whoop. I still LOVE you even tho you ARE being a penis.

 

Ahhhh my wifes wedding vows word for word

 

What the crap dood...  

 

What happened to you is quite uncommon and it could have happened to any figure... Sometimes shit happens...

What people are criticizing you is your disproportionate reaction.

 

I like to think that the outtakes show him yelling "That's what you get KEITH!!! BELIEVE THAT!!" while running around his garden and the fire doing jazz hands and gang signs (Jang Signs?). Before pre-ordering all new XTB and KFC releases online.....and transforming his version of Locke 

PS Love the reaction, although there are worse (better?!) figures to do it it to  

 

I haven't experienced those issues yet but there were other areas where I felt KFC dropped the ball on this release. It's a bloody shame MT's version will never see the light of day.

 

Burn that sh1t !!!

 

You know, you could have given that figure to a charity shop. Just saying.

 

Keith knows he’s on thin ice now! He better give those updated Locke hipskirts another once over!

 

Yeah, i know shit happens and i accept that. Thats why i threw it in the fire.  
And disproportionate is just the way i do things. ALWAYS left of center...

...jazz hands... Lmao!! Dont forget screaming at the top of my lungs, " Im insane with anger!!!"

 

I REALLY couldve but i wouldnt feel right giving it away when it was broken and wouldnt be able to complete the transformation.

 

LMAO you fucking madlad

I wouldn't have the balls to do something like that, so you got credit for having a real damn pair of them, haha.

At the same time, I wouldn't have thrown a broken figure into a bonfire, but I don't judge, you did you and I got nothing but respect for that, generally speaking.

 

Keith watching like

 

cmon, not at least saying he got fired? or fireworks with g1 gunfire noises played over them?