Jessica Alba now engaged to...

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  1. Boo

    Boo Addicted to candy canes.

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    Eh. She ain't married and she ain't showing yet... and she looks hot in that picture in the first post...
     
  2. KA

    KA Well-Known Member

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    sonofabitch! what a douche.
     
  3. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    Yeah, he's all kinda collar-poppin'-my-daddy-got-me-a-job-as-a-director's-assistant-douchitude.
     
  4. KA

    KA Well-Known Member

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    takes one to know one. a-ha!

    oh wait.
     
  5. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    i'd still shoot on her face.
     
  6. .SentinelPrime Is Dead.

    .SentinelPrime Is Dead. Banned

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    How do you get a girl to do that? Ive tried everything short of rohypnol.
     
  7. KA

    KA Well-Known Member

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    you ask nicely*. seriously dude, its awsum.

    *failing that, beg.
     
  8. smangerbot

    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    well it depends of several factors. i think jiggles has some of the equations.

    its something like ugliness / alchohol content x full moon.