Rule of thumb: always demand tits first before pulling the GTFO card.

 

Oh, and post pictures. First proof ever of a ghost would be cool, but proof of boobs in the afterlife? Priceless.

 

Don't forget a timestamp.

 

Get her to hold a sign saying "sup /b/"

 

best ghost boobs ever

wiki it if your clueless

 

I was thinking 'sup /x/', but yours is perfectly acceptable.

 

To the OP:

As other posters have noted, you and your girlfriend should talk about these uncomfortable experiences. Getting it out in the open will make both of you feel better. Also, do some research on the history of the place and the area. You may find out some info related to what is going on.

Also understand that more often than not there is a rational explanation to things that may at first seem paranormal. One or both of you could be sensitive to electro magnetic fields given off by an electronic device in your home, or there may be something toxic in the air causing hallucinations. I'm not saying this is the case, but it would be best to rule this stuff out if possible.

I know you're getting lols from the audience here...but I can only imagine how much it would suck to feel uncomfortable and creeped out in your own home.

Good luck to you and your girlfriend. I hope you're able to find some answers.

 

The Matrix of Leadership. The easiest way to get one is purchasing Masterpiece Optimus Prime. For best results, you'll need to buy at least three: one io keep MISB, one in Alt, and one in robot mode. We could get into variants and such, but to play it safe, just go to eBay and purchase every MP Prime and accessory that's available for the next week. Once they all arrive and are placed, they should either:

A) remove the ghost, who will be in sheer awe at the number of Matrices that can be found around your dwelling.

B) not remove the ghost, and drive the price for MP Prime on eBay through the roof. On the plus side, you will be able to concretely rule out the Matrix as a ghost deterrent, and can move onto more "common" and "religious" symbols. And having that many Primes will show that you are the manliest person in the entire city, possibly even county or state.

or

C) drive away your girlfriend, whose paranoia and delusions of ghosts are going to cause you to lose sanity yourself.

 

That's interesting.

What would you do, and how could you be injured doing it?

 

I used to live in a house that had been partially rebuilt after a fire somewhere in the 1800s, we would see the ghost of a little boy from time to time, hanging around the kitchen, turning the T.V off and on, messing with the water faucet, even playing out in the back yard. We went to the library and looked up old news clippings and sure enough a small 6 year old named "Collin" died in the fire. Afterwards we tried to let him feel as much at "home" as possible, and after a year or two he just disappeared.
I say if it's not doing any harm leave her be and look up why she might be there, you said a basement suite yes? Very popular place to bury murder victims. Other than that try to help her pass on.

 

You serious?

 

We think the guy we bought our home from is still living here, up in teh attic. Sometimes we hear footstep sounds, mostly above my room or the kitchen, kinda creepy. Food doesn't disappear though, which is a disappointment.

btw, we're having barbeque ribs, and I suggest calling the right people. Like, electricians to check the wiring of your rooms for out of control electro waves. Or a gas dude, because it's the right thing to do.

 

I guess I should offer some advice on how to get rid of it too.

-Show it this thread.

 

You know the one piece of advice that never fails: stick it in her pooper.

 

If this were an episode of Unsolved Mysteries, I bet it would end up with that body of that girl being in the pond.

 

He'll likely tell you there's propane in your urethra or summat.

Might want to hold a pig roast while you're at it.

 

I have an amazing ability to communicate with the dead.

Send me naked pictures of your girlfriend and I will tell the ghost to leave y'all alone.

 

They are pig ribs, and they smell AWWSUM11!!!