Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Grimlock22, Nov 10, 2012.
Well is their?
The sooner you do it the less she will be hurt. Dont drag it out
Lol, no. Unless she's not that in to you either, and then it might just be a relief to her too.
Make yourself less desirable, and force her to break up with you. You know, the George Costanza method.
But yes, fastest way is the best. Just get it over with, and save yourself the time.
No. Just. No.
Do it fast. Like a bandaid. Get it over with.
Not really, no. It's a sad fact. No matter what, somebody's going to feel hurt. How much and for how long is up in the air, but you don't share that much of your life with another person and not feel something when it's over. And no, there's no easy way to tell her. If there is, I haven't found it. The quick way is best.
No stick it in her pooper response yet? I'm impressed, TFW2005.
And no, I don't think so. Unless she also doesn't like you.
Could always get her falling for someone else.
Y'know, I'm always here to take her off your hands for ya.
Because I just entered my 12th friendzone.
Yeah, at this point I pretty much friendzone myself...
There's always the Sam Kinison method....nah, she'll feel bad afterwards, but her heart won't be broken
Unless you're asking if there's a way to upgrade her brakes without her finding out....I know I wouldn't be hurt if someone fixed my brakes...
Unless you're dating a robot then, no. How old are you?
Only time I had a breakup with no hurt feelings was when the girl wanted to break up too. Angsted for weeks on how to best do it then finally...
Me: "Um... I don't think this is working out."
Her: "Oh thank God! I was freaking out on how to best break up with you!"
Me: "Huh... okay... wait what?"
Short answer: no.
Long answer: yes.... but it's very long. And it depends on the girl... and lot of other things....let's just say it's very complicated and completely depends on your/her situation.
Tell her your a Brony and you Clop (Fap) to MLP, and that your no longer turned on by Human Females.
How to break up with a gir? That's easy: just keep dating her. Bitches be crazy and she'll find faults with you eventually (as every woman does with her man) and want out.
Or have sex with her sister/mother/father/hamster.
Why do you want to break up with her anyway? If it's not for some lame petty reason then just bring the issue up with her and tell her outright. No need to play mindgames.
I broke up with the one before my current one because she'd arranged to sell all my TF stuff while I was out of the house and then go on a shopping spree for shoes and shit with the money.
I was just coming in to suggest it myself.
I stick it in the pooper. it doesn't work. she likes it too much.
The only way is to start treating her so badly that she breaks up with you, and even then having to do so might hurt her feelings, and the treatment beforehand CERTAINLY will.
So realistically, no. But in the long run, it's better to hurt her feelings with the breakup than stay in a relationship that's not working.
Be honest, but don't go into what's "wrong" with her, don't lay blame on her, don't try and spare her feelings with hope that you'll get back together some day, etc. Just tell her that you don't feel like the relationship is working, and that you're dissolving it.
Unless the relationship is ended by mutual consent someone is gonna be hurt, its a sad fact.
Just end it quick and as civil as you can and not in a public place, the odds of it creating a scene neither you or her will want to be in are just too high.
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