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Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by JasonPrime, Jul 3, 2014.

  1. JasonPrime

    JasonPrime Well-Known Member

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  2. EMP Starscream

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    Is he interviewing himself? Classic, Gold

    And he refers to Kelsey Grammer as Frasier... *ppffffttt -cleans up milk-
     
  3. Burnout00012

    Burnout00012 SKREEEEEEEOONK

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    That was literally the worst movie review I have ever seen. What a joke.
     
  4. Sideways77

    Sideways77 #1 flareup simp

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    I just don't get the comments about the first Movie Autobots looking the same. I mean, do they really look the same?

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    To me, it just sounds like they're out of ideas to make fun of the movies.
     
  5. Starscreamownz

    Starscreamownz Air Commander

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    I spent most of that review cringing. The guy over looked a lot more than what was happening in the movie. I can't find something funny thats about as factually sound as the Flintstones.
     
  6. Rumblestorm

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    I stopped reading after the "age consent in texas being 18" and then saying michael bay can't do research for shit.

    The age consent in Texas is 17 (I should know considering I've lived here in TX my entire life), ya dumbass. YOU do the research.

    The review consisted of him not paying attention to the movie at all. It's as if he went to wikipedia to look up the plot and just brought in his bias and wrote a "Review".
    What a joke.
     
  7. Timothy.R

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    that's what it sounded like to me..

    it just seems like every little thing.. even if what they're saying makes no sense, is going to get picked apart.

    this made me want to smash my head into a wall.. it's just funny that someone who writes an article like this has the balls to criticize anything.

    i swear.. i feel like some people want every movie (or maybe just these movies) to be strictly plot oriented.. no funny scenes.. no funny dialogue.. no establishing characters.. nothing.. they just want the plot of the movie and that's it.

    oh well.
     
  8. Starscreamownz

    Starscreamownz Air Commander

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    I wouldn't doubt that in the slightest. Why have any kind of Journalistic integrity when you can tow the popular talking point and save 10 bucks.
     
  9. gamerdude627

    gamerdude627 Superior to the Constructicons

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    This guy's a joke. I didn't even read through the whole thing because it was so horrible.
     
  10. Decepticons

    Decepticons B∆K. Bug-a-Boo Ghost.

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    Isn't that what most people do these days? They overlook a lot of stuff and focus only on the negatives.
     
  11. Starscream Gaga

    Starscream Gaga Protoformed This Way

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    I thought the piece (which was not a review) was pretty funny.

    But I think the surge of can't take a joke "butt-hurt" that is following in this thread may just be funnier.
     
  12. Ash from Carolina

    Ash from Carolina Junior Smeghead

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    I found it very amusing.
     
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    I know, right?

    Who else would have thought to call Kelsey Grammer, Frasier?

    Fookin Hilarious.

    Just think...When Optimus Prime blasted Attinger...Prime should have yelled, "Down goes Frasier!!!!"
     
  14. Starscream Gaga

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    Yeah, I'm pretty sure the Fraiser thing wasn't supposed to be part of the jokes.
     
  15. Autobots14

    Autobots14 I'm pregant Trevor

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    The Transformers were only in like 20% of the film? They were like in the movie for like 50%
     
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    Living proof why Rob Bricken is a genius. Movie critics are unbiased and trustworthy, unlike video game critics like the corporate puppet that is Geoff Keighley, or pseudo-intellectuals like Anita Sarkeesian.
     
  17. JasonPrime

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    Well sorry guys... I really thought it was pretty funny.
     
  18. Starscream Gaga

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    Don't worry, it was to people that are mature enough to have a laugh at things they still like. The Movie forum is just populated by many people that for whatever reason are personally offended whenever someone makes fun of the film franchise.
     
  19. EMP Starscream

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    "Frasier from Frasier is in charge of a CIA Black Ops squad called 'Cemetery Wind'"

    I lost most of my milk on that one.
     
  20. Burnout00012

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    Mmmm, sarcasm...