It's not like he/she was the first one to mistakenly try this. Remember the woman who tried this years ago?
And he thought this was a better alternative? Then he/she goes to say that his stupid ideas/mistake left him with the responsibility to spread the word about consulting an expert first? HOLY SHIT!
What.....the.....eff......wow. It's almost like clayface meets Rocky Balboa.....circa the end of Rocky IV.....wow.
He looks like a shit puppet from an 80s kids movie. I honestly read the title and expected to see a story about some guy injecting baby oil into his dick. Baby oil should only be used for cooking babies.
There's only one use baby oil has for men and that's to moisturise our co...uh... hands. Yes that's it, our hands. *phew, saved that one.*
@Gingerchris and tikgnat: lololol! How does this keep happening? You'd think after, like, one case of someone destroying their face with DIY plastic surgery these people would know better. Granted they're probably not the sharpest tools in the shed to even consider it, but how does injecting baby/cooking oil or whatever else people have used, sound like anything other than a fucking terrible idea? If you want to fuck your face up on your own terms at least buy an actual do-it-yourself botox kit.
Meet Two-Face's younger and far more insane[ly stupid] brother: Baby-Face! I'm horrible, I know. Then again, when one wields stupidity especially on this level, it's open season.
Wow. When I saw Forrest Gump, I thought how old Tom Hanks looked. But from this point of time, he looks young.
