Instead of throwing food, though, I'd probably throw some expensive Cisco router or laptop at one of our clients as I leave.
Sooooo wanted to do that on my last day of my old job, but I decided the @$$holes weren't worth my time.
What timing. I'm in the process of researching, reviewing and applying for jobs. I SO badly want to do that on the last day where I work.
Sounds like you're working in one of the casinos up there. "Yes, sir, I did deck that customer. With this deck of cards right here after he accused me of cheating."