I thought angry was your default emotion?

 

So, is this meant to be a joke thread? Because nearly 3/4 of the replies so far appear to be jokes.

 

soooo, are we making fun of fatties here? im down with that.

*does the fatty dance*

 

Well, we all know it takes one to know one...

om nom nom nom

 

So I was at the movies tonight, and some guy was repeatedly yelling "you're soft!" at some other guy on line...but I guess no one knew who he was yelling at because he had to point him out by saying "No, not you, the guy behind you, next to the guy with the glass, yea, you're soft!"

Unfortunately I was forced to leave by my bro's gf as "she didn't feel like getting shot tonight"

women  

 

y u do this?  

 

I was calling all of us fatties. We are all one with the obesity matrix... right?

 

im not fat, im husky sized.

 

I like huskies!

I want to squeeze those puppies now.

 

That is a shame.  

Must..resist...

 

Nah, don't resist. Puppy squeezing is one of man's greatest joys in life. Go out today and find a nice set of puppies to squeeze. You'll enjoy it, and I bet the owner will too.

 

Boy do threads go to hell fast.
I love that.

 

You may have just witnessed a robbery, but I slept with a hot triplets.

 

Just so long as you didn't pee on yourself while totally fighting some dudes and shoving Twin Twist into a locker while your brotheran law accidentally swallowed WST Soundwave when he slipped on a toca because his best friend was contemplating a sex change.