How do I tell the insane neighbor to F.O. in a nice way?

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  1. Dark_Convoy, Apr 29, 2009
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    Last time I ended up "getting into it" with a neighbor I called then a cunt and chased them to their car.

    Is that nice?
     
  2. Lumpy, Apr 29, 2009
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    HAHAHAH...oh man...that's awesome...

    well, i'd say do it anyway...maybe you'll discover something about yourself, or your wife...or this dude...or all 3?
     
  3. ArmadaJetfire, Apr 29, 2009
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    Wont you be my nighbor?
    Dark Convoy = greatest neighbor of all time!
     
  4. ORIO, Apr 29, 2009
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    Send him gay porn from a "secret admirer". Should at least keep him busy for awhile.
     
  5. Brawlastator, Apr 29, 2009
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    U should get your frickin' shotgun.
     
  6. ORIO, Apr 30, 2009
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    I go to a lot of concerts cuz of work and all I picture is this crazy short guy that puts his hair in pigtails at every show.
     
  7. Th0r4z1n3, Apr 30, 2009
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    Just don't shake his hand any more after that... EVER,,,EVER AGAIN...EVER!...EVER eVER AGAIN! (Especially before you eat EVER!)
     
  8. Rodimus Prime, Apr 30, 2009
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    Tell him you have a Star Wars fetish, and like to dress as Princess Leia. Slave-girl Princess Leia. Then ask him to be your Jabba.
     
  9. Depthcharge, Apr 30, 2009
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    Change your locks, then change them again.
     
  10. 0R10N P4X, Apr 30, 2009
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    It might be a thing called "karma". Just saying.
     
  11. The Madness, Apr 30, 2009
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    If he is truly a nutball:
    Whisper a secret of your own to him.
    Tell him "They're after you, and they're watching me to to get to you. You can't come near here or my family will be in danger" And if he looks confused or asks who? just nod adamantly and say "You know exactly who I'm talking about, you're not stupid, now go, and stay away from here".

    This way you can appeal to wide range of psychosis or paranoia, without being specific. Fear of being dumb and naive will limit him from wanting too many details.
     
  12. Gingerchris, Apr 30, 2009
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    Tell him you're a Transformers fan. That tends to keep my neighbours away from me.

    At least I think it's because of the Transformers...
     
  13. Belgrath, Apr 30, 2009
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    This.

    Or better, ignore him and walk away.
     
  14. Cheetatron, Apr 30, 2009
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    Tell him you'll skull fuck him if he doesn't fuck off?
     
  15. SlyTF, Apr 30, 2009
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    Hire a Hitman to kill him
     
  16. Toxicon, Apr 30, 2009
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    This.

    But this might also work. :lol 
     
  17. Optimus Sledge, Apr 30, 2009
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    Hide in his house, then give him a stairwell nonce-bashing, leaving him quadra-spazzed on a life glug.
     
  18. Omnius, Apr 30, 2009
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    He might enjoy that, though.

    I mean the neighbour.... OR DO I?!

    (no, really, I do :) )
     
  19. Chaos Muffin, Apr 30, 2009
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    So much violence. You could out annoy him. Be a douchebag & make him hate your guts.
    Play him a song on the bass, with your dick
     
  20. Foster, Apr 30, 2009
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    Tell him his 95% repainted custom was only about half repainted, at most.
     
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