Today, I opened up 2 linked portals. I farted in one, and because the other was located right in front of my face, I now have the honor of being the first man to successfully fart on his own face. I looked like the guy who was blown away by his TV's stereo system.

Utilizing my new technology after this glorious test run run run run, I decided to travel to a parallel universe with permission from the fair use clause of 1972. In that parallel universe is a world where people wear jumpsuits and speak telepathically, so no one is a liar; life's events also seem to have plot twists. Since this civilization is way in advance of ours ("I never asked for this"), I stumbled upon TFC's Hercules--complete! Though it was all blue, strangely. Too bad I literally tripped over the gestalt (which was the terror made of 50 feet btw . . . hmmm, that means I'm the size of TF Prime Unicron in this jumpsuited universe).

The uniforms charged me a 10 billion yen fine to replace the Hercules I destroyed. I conformed, and did just that--hee hee ha ha! But seeing as my SkyBoom Shield's timer was reciting its impression of a digital alarm clock (ehh ehh ehh ehh!), that meant my portal back to our dimension was about to home in on my energy signature, and whisk me back to Mission City. So as a last ditch effort to become a royal pain in the diodes to the Jumpsuits, I lit a bunsen burner behind my A$$ (my butt is made of money), and I let out a huge blubbery fart all over the replacement Hercules that arrived seconds later via pneumatic tube. This magnificent feat of blue Thursday Fire erased the blue coloring and Revealed the classic G1 Devastator's colors, along with a Shield composed of the team members' guns.

That is how I Revealed the Shield™ today. How did you Reveal the Shield™?

(Author's Note: C'mon! Be creative, and have fun! Lose yourself in the moment . . . just make it about the toys.)

 

... I just used my finger?

 

Just place your finger on the tile, and leave it there for a few seconds. then lift it up and it will reveal the shield. Then in a minute it will go away.

 

Fixed.

 

What? Rubsigns? Energon Chips? No way! For those I use a flamethrower . . . aka My pet Dragon Megatron.

 

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like Reveal the Shield?

 

I just rub the rubsign.

 

That's what she said.

 

Butt cheeks and arm pits all day BAY-BEE!

 

Perfect response. Thread done.

 

-the heat coming from the flame from a lighter. no it didn't burn or anything. it was winter time and i was outside, rubbing it didn't work.
- same reason as above but with using the heat from my cigarette.

 

How do I shot RTS?

 

Engrish me know?

 

please move to the Prime forum where the standards for threads are lower/ignored.

 

Cool...story?

 

.....I just breath on it. Getting the damn thing to work when I rub it is a pain in the ass

 

since its about a billion degrees in my attic in the summertime the shield is always revealed

 

I dunno, I thought the OP was quite amusing & creative.

 

I live in Missouri. The rubsigns are always on during the summer.

 

I got arrested for doing that. DON'T ASK.