Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by AutobotJazz1, Feb 12, 2013.
That was his penis, actually.
Frodo gave him the ring of power.
I don't even care what the actual answer is anymore. I just want more of these sarcastic ones.
Just like Sebastian in "The Never Ending Story"... he just had to wish it.
He pulled the Starsaber out of a stone and became king of the drillers.
Other than the fact that the OP fucked us over by creating a thread perhaps outta fucking boredom, or be an attention-whore, I think I found your answer.
I did a quick read and Movie-Wave claimed the creatures were fascinating upon encountering them the first time.
If he was that obsessed with it, we could speculate that:
He put a lot of work into capturing a larva of one in a dormant state.
But even then the larva might be in a fragile state like most insect larva and die. So he must have somehow "hover caged" it to prevent sudden movements.
He took the cadaver of one and brought it back to life.
He caught a live one through impossible means.
He created a mechanized military version of one.
Or he captured a transformer or more and experimented on them and scanned a copy of a Driller into that subject or subjects transformation scheme and locked the transformation permanently.
He stole a sandworm from Arrakis and turned it into a cyborg with parts he stole from Devestator's Grinder Vortex mouth.
Quickly, somebody photoshop movie Shockwave cocking his arm cannon while wearing the Kamina Glasses!
Shhh! GENOZAUR's onto you! You'll wake the fucker from the dead!
Considering he's been banned for almost a year now, I don't think that's going to be a problem.
GENOZAUR's Profile - TFW2005 - The 2005 Boards
That's what's so fucking funny!
"Watch out! He'll stick his fingers up 'ur ass if you badmouth Kamina!"
"Oh no! Prisu don't tikuru mi, GENOZAUR!"
No wait, even better!
"Watch out! He'll write slash of Kamina and Simon! Oh fucking noes!!!"
He threatened to show it The Unicron Trilogy.
"Ill tell everybody about those movies you made in Japan when you were hard up for cash."
Top ten ways Shockwave tamed the driller:
10: The Force is strong with Shockwave
9: Vulcan mind meld
8: He fed it once, now it won't leave him alone.
7: It's not really a driller, but a vehicle he can drive.
6: Positive reinforcement.
5: Negative reinforcement.
4: Some sort of steel bar reinforcement.
3: Riding crop.
And the #1 way Shockwave tamed the driller: Giant twinkie!
Hostess never went out of business, it was secretly acquired by Dylan and converted to this sole purpose of feeding the driller giant-ass twinkies.
As Spongebob said. "everybody loves pie."
Dylan Gould: Biggest Douchebag on the face of the planet. Dem Twinkies belong to everyone.
tfwiki says that at some point he captured and tamed it...How he did it is open for debate.
All these comments are ridiculous.
Now for a c-c-c-c-combo breaker.
EDIT: Fanimus beat me to it.
Movie Shockwave has started striking me as a big game hunter - he's no scientist, but he still remains logical and calculating - I say he captured it with some big trap and rewired some of it's brain functions and/or trained it to do what he says.
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