How can Hasbro creatively screw us over?

Discussion in 'Transformers Toy Discussion' started by Brainchild, Aug 2, 2010.

  1. Takeout

    Takeout Mistress of the Night

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    You win the thread. And all subsequent threads about this.
     
  2. Omega Jolt

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    Normally when I say lol or rofl I'm just being nice. In this case I actually fell over laughing; "It's all you!" f'in killed it. :lol 
    I would tottaly go after that Arcee though. :redface2: 

    If Hasbro re-aired the 80's show with the same "re-mastering" that the recent re-airing of MMPR got. (Those of you who have seen it will know what I mean...:sly2: )
     
  3. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Thank You.

    I had to go nuts to do so. :bay 


    also i fixed some spelling mistakes.
     
  4. Goaliebot

    Goaliebot All Makes and Models

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    Show us a protoype of MP Shockwave.

    Then cancel it.
     
  5. Ziero

    Ziero TFW2005 Supporter

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    An easy way to screw the fans over, release Generations Wheeljack in the same manner they originally released Universe Aveo Swerve.
     
  6. Kaymac

    Kaymac I'M REALLY FEELIN' IT!

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    Hasbro decides to release an entire line of kid appeal characters, and redeco every one in a new color every week. Prepare for about fifty Nightscreams.

    Hasbro decides to release prototype TFs, through a contest. The rules are you need to show why you are the biggest TF fan in the universe. The catch: only people 12 and under can enter. The prototypes wind up battered and broken on the cement outside of the winners house, after being run over by the tricycle and dads old Ford.

    Hasbro decides to make a new Crossovers line. The franchise of choice: Twilight.

    Hasbro decides to make a new Beast Wars character for Generations. Sounds awesome right? It's Injector.

    The Allspark Almanac Volume 3 comes out! The catch? It's 220 pages of unreleased Animated prototypes, rubbing it in our faces that we can't have them. It's written entirely by Cartoon Network, and it contains no pop culture references, not even any WORDS except "lololololololololol fuck you, you can never have these."

    Hasbro cancels the new Galvatron, Hot Rod and Cyclonus pack. Their new choice? A three pack showcasing the "Best of Movie Bumblebee."

    Hasbro revives Animated... in the form of a repaint line.

    Hasbro releases Beast Wars Neo Unicron... as a non-transforming three inch tall figurine.

    Hasbro releases their own version of every thrid party add on kit ever made.
     
  7. DrillBIT

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    I'm waiting to see Hasbro's "Beehive" set. :D 
    It should have every single version of Bumblebee and repaints/redeco.
     
  8. Angelwave

    Angelwave Physical Maintenance.....

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    They did that already.......with Titanium Cosmos. :mad  *grumble*Ruddy Bastards*grumble*
     
  9. Jetbolt

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    As a fan that grew up with Beast Wars.

    Show images of figures for a new Beast Wars series. Then cancel it for another imported TF series with the Autobots and Decepticons.
     
  10. koh4711

    koh4711 King of Hearts

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    "Hasbro and Paramount Pictures are pleased to announce that Uwe Boll is directing the fourth Transformers movie!"

    Also, taking a page from Mountain Dew, Hasbro thinks it would be a great idea for fans to vote on new characters to receive Generations toys. However, they do this by creating amazing resin models of all the figures up for the vote. Then, when voting is over, they melt them down on live television.

    And finally... Hasbro sells the rights to Transformers. To JazWares.
     
  11. Hyperoptic

    Hyperoptic G1-Junkie

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    Let Bay direct another 3 films
     
  12. Deadend

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    The point is to say stuff that'd screw fans or the line itself over.

    Not ways to make millions of even more dollars on top of what they've already made. xD
     
  13. Wollstone

    Wollstone Banned

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    To be honest, Transformers is one of those franchises that is going to make money no matter who is directing.
     
  14. Dran0n

    Dran0n miss me w/ that

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    Took a few pages, but it happened.

    How about moar GEEWUN Wheelie?
     
  15. cuters

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    how about telling everyone there getting a generations thundercracker then hasbro changes their minds and we get a rain maker.
     
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    Nachtsider Banned

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    Hiring slash fangirls from DeviantArt to write a new series.
     
  17. Hyperoptic

    Hyperoptic G1-Junkie

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    bingo.

    I think Bay proved that with RotF
     
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  18. Deadend

    Deadend Spark of Creation

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    Until they hire uwe boll, or anyone else sub par and prove it wrong. Or for that matter, just re-release TFTM in theaters and see the box office from that to prove it.


    Oh! and as someone else mentioned!

    Wheelie Rap album, with every purchase! And every figure from now in generations will be a deluxe wheelie or repaint of wheelie.
     
  19. Hyperoptic

    Hyperoptic G1-Junkie

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    Congratulations! you just made my ignore list! :lol 

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  20. Tigermegatron

    Tigermegatron Banned

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    by having shia le bouf in TF4,TF5,TF6 or any re-booted live action TF movie.