Airachnid will accidentally kill Predaking and Megatron while trying to ally herself to him and die instantly by falling into a plot hole, thus beginning a torrid love triangle with Dreadwing and Skyquake. Starscream will be captured and ultimately killed accidentally by Miko using the power of her annoyance. Optimus will brood about all of this while the US government takes over dead Cybertron via the Space Needle and the British invade Finland, just for good measure. Now dead, Megatron's Dark Energon poisoned body is so completely consumed by evil that he magically becomes a DMV worker. Sixshot will appear from space and nearly kill everyone until he gets stuck mid-transformation just in time for Bumblebee's voice to magically heal and to say "Stick around!" before impaling him with Ultra Magnus' hollowed out corpse, who died from being pretentious. Arcee will finally realize her hatred of Airachnid was actually misplaced and misunderstood love and will spend all of her time pining for Airachnid, who is also secretly in love with Cliffjumper but they can never be together because Cliffjumper's Dark Energon revival poisoned him and he cannot join the Allspark. It is revealed that Cliffjumper's spark is trapped in a different bot half-death dimension until Bumblebee and Marky Mark do such a moving duet of "The Touch" that Optimus dies from sheer epicness on the spot and Unicron partially awakens long enough to fart New Zealand off the Earth's surface, thus ending Peter Jackson's quest to rule Swaziland. A newly risen Cliffjumper become Jump Your Boneserous Prime when the Matrix of Leadership pulls him, Airachnid, Dreadwing, and Skyquake out of the dead-bot zone. He immediately proceeds to start cooking and becomes obsessed with questioning the other bots about its aroma. The former 'Cons all become Autobots, forcing Arcee to stop doing anything other than be overwhelmed by emotion, putting her into stasis lock. Bulkhead and Wheeljack, disgusted by this turn of events, go to war against Canada because the UK is too far away and it is revealed that MECH still exists but was a covert plot by Singapore to bootleg manufacture Transformers copies in China, but since the Kurgin died and no one at MECH can understand Christopher Lambert, their new leader, they all just sword fight, which leads Smokescreen to go after them with the Star Saber. He manages to destroy them, but not until Knock Out crashes the Nemesis into the Sun, leaving Soundwave as the sole Decepticon survivor. As the series ends, Soundwave turns to the camera and says,"How do you like THEM apples?!"