Or the Angry Dragon.

 

You should wear a polo under your wolf t-shirt,that way you can pop your collar but still have visible wolves. Then when you see her up on that other dude,you walk into the men's room,give yourself a quick "double pits to chesty" with your Axe spray of choice,head back to the dance floor,drop trou and show her a new dance called the "Strutting Penguin Shuffle."

Or I guess the three of you could all get toghether with each other. It'll only start being awkward after she falls asleep.

Or you could remember that you're 14 and who the hell cares? It was going to end in a month anyway. Find some other ho to "date."

 

Show her the same respect by using a sandpaper condom. Bonus points if it's in her pooper.

 

If you let your girlfriend dance with another dude, then, well.........................I know I wouldn't let it happen.

 

Eh, could have been worse. A friend of mine went to a dance club one night, and when she was dancing, some dude who was obviously drunk, came up to her and started dancing...with his wang hanging out of his pants.

 

do her bestfriend. that will teach her. or you can do her sister.

 

Walk up to the guy, grab him by the shirt and punch him really hard, or several times so his nose is pouring blood.

Then in a loud voice, so that everyone in the room hears, say 'Stay the hell away from my bitch'

Your girl will love and respect you more for taking the initiative and protecting her from some other guy, and you will no doubt earn the respect of your classmates.

Alternatively, say what I posted above at the same time as punching him in his face, with each word coinciding with the punch. It does save a bit of time so you get to the rewards your girlfriend will undoubtedly dish out to you.

 

Flawless Victory!  

but seriously take her aside in a nice calm manner tell her that you seeing her dancing like that with another guy made you uncomfortable and that the 2 of you need to decide what is and isn't acceptable in your relationship, if you really do care for this girl do all you can to work things out with her, its entirely possible she was just getting into the music and meant nothing by the grindage

 

That's your solution to everything.


And it works.

 

This. Which, with a bit of luck will lead to:

This.

 

I'm confused,what was the bad part?

^ This. You may want to strip down to a wifebeater shirt first,though. Make sure it's white so the other males see it stained with the blood of your victim.

 

Uh, the dude intentionally showing his junk off?

 

dump her.

 

My first instinct was to suggest a vicious hatefucking, but I couldn't decide who was more deserving; the girlfriend to remind her of her subservience to him, or the guy the girlfriend was grinding on to remind him of who the alpha-male really is around those parts.

 

What are you 14? Hit her while you still can't get jail time.

 

How do 14 year olds "date" and have "girlfriends" anyway?
Rule of thumb: if your mom is driving, it's not really a date.

I don't think 14 year olds are really mature enough to understand the concept of a committed relationship anyway, so maybe you should just be friends right now and save dating for when you're old enough to actually take her on dates.

 

Yeah really. Kids want to grow up so damn fast. You don't need that kind of responsibility yet.

 

if she's 14 and acting like a hooker already, i'd dump her and dump her fast. then i'd forget about having any sort of meaningful relationship with a female until at least college. just have fun, don't take it seriously, and be safe.

 

Start grinding on other dudes too....wait no, I mean chicks.

 

Or dudes if you want to freak her out.