at that moment he knew...

 

Next time he'll poke a hornets nets and waspinator will come out to F him up!

Insulting a Godzilla let alone a horde of them is not good idea.

 

Mmmm... Marshmallow...

 

New content!

is it wrong that i want more?

 

It's not wrong at all. Live the dream

 

That's a good birthday present, the hotrod abuse not the greeting.

*Facepalm of a million facepalms*

 

Hotrod - "Hello all, we are back with the save Hotrod hotline. We had some issues last time with management, but that'll be sorted out in court soon enough!"

Subdurmal - "Those charges will never stick!"

Hotrod - "Around the world right now thousands of Hotrods are being abused by their owners for comedic value and to fuel the sadistic needs of those diabolical people who own them! But you can make a difference by calling 1-800-SAVE-HOTROD right now and pledging your support!"

Hotrod - "We'll be opening up the phone lines live on air today so you can tell us and the world why you're donating to save Hotrods!"

Hotrod - "and it looks like we have our first caller! Go ahead sir you're live on the air!"

Godzilla - "Hi there my name's Godzilla, it's my first time calling in!"

Godzilla - "Can you please just fucking die?"

Hotrod - "Whoa! Hey! Cut that call operator!"

Hotrod - "Sorry folks, there's been some misunderstanding. This is the save Hotrod telethon. I know last time people were confused and pledged over 6 million dollars to kill me, but we're not doing that!"

Subdurmal - "It was 6.7 million and I'm game!"

Hotrod - "Let's go to another call, hi you're live on the air!"

Godzilla - "Hi, me again I think we got disconnected, Subdurmal? You still got that big ass knife?"

Subdurmal - "Yup!"

Hotrod - "Operator kill that call and don't let him through again please!"

Hotrod - "Again folks this is the save Hotrod telephone line! All you Hotrod haters are not welcome! See folks this is the plight of us Hotrods, we endure this everyday!"

Godzilla - "Bastard banned me!"

Godzilla (1962) - "Well he didn't ban me! My turn!"

Hotrod - "Hi you're live on the air!"

Godzilla (1962) - "Hi Godzilla here! News flash nobody likes you asshat! I wish my atomic breath had enough range to melt you from here!"

Hotrod - "OPERATOR! I said don't let him through again!"

Moon Racer - "But that was a different Godzilla!"

Hotrod - "No more Godzillas! They are all banned!"

Moon Racer - "Isn't that racist or something?"

Subdurmal - "Yup!"

Godzilla (1962) - "Oh that's it the gloves are coming off now!"

Godzilla - "Wait a minute, I think I recognize the operators voice! Dial in again"

Moon Racer - "Operator!"

Godzilla (1962) - "Hey it's me again!"

Moon Racer - "Sorry hun, Hotwad banned you. I can't put you through!"

Godzilla - "Moon Racer is that you?"

Moon Racer - "Yuppers!"

Godzilla (1962) - "I thought you hated Hotrod what the hell are you doing helping him with his telethon?"

Moon Racer - "I loathe him, but he's paying me and I really need the money!"

Godzilla (1962) - "Well what do you need the money for?"

Moon Racer - "I'm saving up to buy a pony!"

Godzilla - "If you go bust a cap in Hotrods ass live on air we'll give you a pony!"

Moon Racer - "Really?"

Godzilla - "Done deal sister, send us your mailing address!"

Moon Racer - "Right on!"

Moon Racer - "Come to mama Recoil it's fun time!"

Hotrod - "Remember any donation big or small goes a long way to making a difference in a Hotrods life!"

Hotrod - "Moon Racer? What are you doing?"

Moon Racer - "Getting a pony!"

Hotrod - "AAAH!!!"


---------------2 week later-----------------

Moon Racer - "YAAAAAY!!!"

Moon Racer - "Yay! Pony"

Godzilla (1994) - "Hey you seen that pony I was gonna eat?"

Godzilla (1962) - "Sorry we donated it to charity the other week"

Godzilla (1994) - "All good!"

Moon Racer - "You're an inside pony now, so you've got to be house broken!"

Moon Racer - "You go potty there now!"

Moon Racer - "Good boy!"

Windcharger - "Dear Primus! What have you been feeding that thing?"

 

You weren't kidding when you said it was worth it. IT WAS REALLY WORTH IT!  

Feel free to make a ton more!

 

That's fantastic!  

 

Thanks boys I'll start brain storming  

 

LOL

 

Subdurmal! You just had to didn’t ya! Not only is this on Subdurmal's Randoms & Other Series but now ya had to share it on here        











Ps I’m advertising your comic for you Subdurmal  

 

She said Hotwad  Is that what Hot Rod becomes when Subdurmal finishes Hot Rod with His hands?  





Everybody looks at me like                

 

Thanks, Scarlet requested it. Least I could do for all his help.

 

 

*sniff* that was beautiful.

 

Cog - "Hear yee, hear yee this court is now in session, the honorable Judge Grapple presides!"


BANG!

Grapple - "Bailiff read the charges of the first case!"

Cog - "Hotrod accuses Owner Subdurmal of assault with a deadly weapon resulting in death!"

Hotrod - "You're damn right! He attacked me with a huge knife!"

Hotrod - "It was a brutal assault, you had to see it to believe it!"

Grapple - "Oh? Subdurmal can you please demonstrate for the court?"

Subdurmal - "Sure!"

Hotrod - "Oh no! Wait!"

Subdurmal - "So I stabbed him like this..."

Hotrod - "AAHH!!"

Subdurmal - "...and then carved him like so!"

Grapple - "I don't see anything wrong there, that's how I'd weild a knife! Dismissed! On to the next case of the day Bailiff!"

Cog - "Godzillas vs. Hotrod for racial discrimination and theft!"

Grapple - "How plead you to the charges Hotrod?"

Kup - "Um, my client is dead!"

Grapple - "Oh right! Is there a doctor in the house?"

Ratchet - "I'm a doctor!"

Ratchet - "Damn, wish I brought gloves!"

Sideswipe - "Worried about Covid?"

Ratchet - "No, I don't like touching Hotrod, he's gross!"

-------------------LATER-------------------

Grapple - "How do you plead to the charges of racial discrimination and theft?"

Hotrod - "Not guilty!"

Grapple - "Guilty you say?"

Hotrod - "No! Not guilty!"

Grapple - "Double guilty? You said guilty twice now!"

Hotrod - "No! I said not first!"

Grapple - "Just because you put the word not in front of something doesn't change facts son! If I said Zardos was not bad of a movie it doesn't change the fact that it is still an abomination of cinema!"

Grapple - "Fine, we'll let the jury decide!"


Hotrod - "What the hell! That jury is biased! They're all Autobot hating Decepticons!"

Grapple - "I don't see it! They look like a pretty clean cut bunch to me!"

Spectro - "You gonna die Hotrod!"

Hotrod - "What the hell Kup? You're my lawyer! Do something, what do I pay you for?"

Kup - "Hey you haven't paid me anything at all! I never signed up for anything pro bono!"

Kup - "I quit! You're on your own cheapskate!"

Grapple - "Ok, so looks like the defense rests!"

Grapple - "Prosecution call your witnesses!"

Springer - "Thank you your honor, my witnesses are via video feed due to not being able to be here due to current travel restrictions!"

Springer - "Go ahead Mr. Godzilla sir!"

Godzilla (1962) - "During the save Hotrod telethon Mr. Hotrod banned all Godzillas from being allowed to call in on the air! I feel like this was discrimination against all Godzillas and this type of behavior doesn't belong in society in this day and age!"

Godzilla (2019) - "I don't think there was a single dollar raised in this so called charity! I think he embezzled all the money! He's a fraud and a racist!"

Springer - "and our last witness, go ahead Mr. Godzilla on the far right!"

Godzilla (1994) - "He stole my pony I was gonna eat. I'm starving!"

Grapple - "Stealing from charity and taking food from a hungry Godzilla! Diabolical!"

Hotrod - "This is outrageous! I demand a mistrial!"

Grapple - "THE DAY THIS COURT PANDERS TO THE NEEDS OF A RACIST HORSE THIEF FRAUDSTER IS THE DAY I DIE!!"

Godzilla (1994) - "Yeah! You tell him Judge!"

Grapple - "I think we've all heard enough! Jury! What say you?"

Spectro - "Fry the bastard! Give'm the chair!"

Scrapface - "and if we don't have a chair let's build one!"

Refraktor - "That'll take to long kill him now!"

Grapple - "Mr. Hotrod! It is the judgement of this court that for your deplorable crimes you be executed by firing squad with each member carrying a live round to ensure you aren't missed by justice!"

Grapple - "May whatever God desperate enough to have you have mercy on your vile soul!"

BANG!!!

Grapple - "Take him away and carry out his sentence immediately!"

Hotrod - "I don't believe this!'

Cog - "Let's go scum!"

Cog - "READY! AIM!..."

Hotrod - "Wait! The firing squad is the jury?"

Cog - "They volunteered!"

Cog - "FIRE!!"

Hotrod - "OH!"

Moon Racer - "Oh look boy! We found the bathroom!"

 

That was perfection.

 

Glorious

 

Issue 91

 

Who did leave the toilet seat up?

I bet it was 60s Godzilla. I never trusted his manners.