Welcome everyone...to Hot Rod: A Million Ways To Die! This is the evil hellspawn (or glorious heavenly creation) of the 2019 funnies awards! I'm your host Bountyhunter3232! (@Scarlet knight's brother) let's kill Hot Rod! Also me and Knight will be taking suggestions (we have more than a few already) in DMs Issues will come shortly
I would like to credit @Subdurmal for this @WEEGEE @Autobot1000 @LRJ2007 @iacon45 @Arkimus Prime Issue 1 Shockwave - "That's it Hoist, once you're done joining that circuit its ready!" Hoist - "Almost there..." Burt - "Hey I thought we weren't filming the Epic Saga today" Shockwave - "Scarlet Knight and Bountyhunter3232 asked for help killing their Hotrod so I designed this special sniper rifle" Burt - "Can we watch?" Moon Racer - "Sure, you can help cheer me on!" Hoist - "Good to go!" Moon Racer - "Come to mamma beautiful" Shockwave - "How's the view in the sights?" Moon Racer - "Amazing I can see across the whole earth" Moon Racer - "I can even see Santa in the north pole! Neato!" Hoist - "it fires a special hotrod seeking charge that can pass through the curviture of the Earth and hit him" Moon Racer - "Ok show time....I can see him!" SHOW HOTROD IN CROSSHAIR Moon Racer - "Adjusting for rotation of the Earth...ready" Hoist - "Fire!" Moon Racer - "I got him! Shockwave - "Excellent work!" Recoil - "Talk about a moon shot!"
Fun fact: Cosmos has always been a fan of music in Chronicles Of The Minibots in the early issues. I've been waiting for an excuse to add more songs to his playlist
fun fact: most of you probably know this but issue 7's song is "What I've Done" which was made for the 2007 Transformers movie
You're no stranger to pain You know the rules and so do I Hotrods pains what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other fandom I just wanna tell you how we're feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you sh*t Never gonna let you live this down Never gonna calm down and forgive you Never gonna not make you cry Never gonna say goodjob Never gonna tell a lie and I'll hurt you We've known each other for so long Your bones are aching but you're too hurt to say it Inside we both know what you did We know the movie and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you sh*t Never gonna let you live this down Never gonna take your side and forgive you Always gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and I'll hurt you Never gonna give you sh*t Never gonna let you live this down Never gonna forget OP and forgive you Im gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and we'll hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give this up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give this up) We've known each other for so long Your bones been aching but you're too broken to say it Inside we both know what you've done We know the movie and I'm gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give this up Never gonna let you live this down Never gonna calm down and forgive you Never gonna stop making you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna like your eps and we'll hurt you Never gonna give this up Never gonna let you live this down Never gonna calm and forgive you Never gonna not make you cry Never gonna say goodjob Never gonna take your side and help you Never gonna give you sh*t Never gonna let you live this down Never gonna calm down and forgive you Never gonna make you cry that's a lie -Never gonna give you sh*t, by WEEGEE "Soviet doggo" the 3rd
