Hot Rod: A Million Ways To Die

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    Welcome everyone...to Hot Rod: A Million Ways To Die!

    This is the evil hellspawn (or glorious heavenly creation) of the 2019 funnies awards!

    I'm your host Bountyhunter3232! (@Scarlet knight's brother) let's kill Hot Rod!

    Also me and Knight will be taking suggestions (we have more than a few already) in DMs

    Issues will come shortly
     
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    Scarlet knight Leader of the Scarlet empire

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    I would like to credit @Subdurmal for this

    @WEEGEE @Autobot1000 @LRJ2007 @iacon45
    @Arkimus Prime


    Issue 1

    Shockwave - "That's it Hoist, once you're done joining that circuit its ready!"

    Hoist - "Almost there..."
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    Burt - "Hey I thought we weren't filming the Epic Saga today"
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    Shockwave - "Scarlet Knight and Bountyhunter3232 asked for help killing their Hotrod so I designed this special sniper rifle"
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    Burt - "Can we watch?"
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    Moon Racer - "Sure, you can help cheer me on!"
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    Hoist - "Good to go!"

    Moon Racer - "Come to mamma beautiful"
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    Shockwave - "How's the view in the sights?"

    Moon Racer - "Amazing I can see across the whole earth"
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    Moon Racer - "I can even see Santa in the north pole! Neato!"

    Hoist - "it fires a special hotrod seeking charge that can pass through the curviture of the Earth and hit him"
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    Moon Racer - "Ok show time....I can see him!"
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    SHOW HOTROD IN CROSSHAIR

    Moon Racer - "Adjusting for rotation of the Earth...ready"
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    Hoist - "Fire!"
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    Moon Racer - "I got him!

    Shockwave - "Excellent work!"

    Recoil - "Talk about a moon shot!"
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    Issue 3 20200309_142143.jpg Photo_talks_1583778244026.jpg Photo_talks_1583778262883.jpg Photo_talks_1583778294498.jpg
     
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    Issue 4

    (Suggested by Me)
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    Issue 5

    (Suggested by me)
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    WEEGEE Join communist pack?

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    Oh god please yes!!!!
     
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    Arkimus Prime Hasta La Vista, Bay Bee

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    HAHAHHAHAHA

    TAKE YOUR TORTURE LIKE A MECH, HOT ROD
     
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    You think it's bad now? It's getting way more evil :ev: 
     
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    Issue 6

    My personal favorite so far
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    Oh baby let the good times roll!
    :popcorn 
     
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    ...

    ;) 
     
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    Cosmos isn't a fan of getting Rickrolled...especially off key
     
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    Fun fact: Cosmos has always been a fan of music in Chronicles Of The Minibots in the early issues. I've been waiting for an excuse to add more songs to his playlist ;) 
     
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    Issue 7

    More of Cosmos' music
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    fun fact: most of you probably know this but issue 7's song is "What I've Done" which was made for the 2007 Transformers movie
     
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    You're no stranger to pain
    You know the rules and so do I
    Hotrods pains what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other fandom
    I just wanna tell you how we're feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give you sh*t
    Never gonna let you live this down
    Never gonna calm down and forgive you
    Never gonna not make you cry
    Never gonna say goodjob
    Never gonna tell a lie and I'll hurt you
    We've known each other for so long
    Your bones are aching but you're too hurt to say it
    Inside we both know what you did
    We know the movie and we're gonna play it
    And if you ask me how I'm feeling
    Don't tell me you're too blind to see
    Never gonna give you sh*t
    Never gonna let you live this down
    Never gonna take your side and forgive you
    Always gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and I'll hurt you
    Never gonna give you sh*t
    Never gonna let you live this down
    Never gonna forget OP and forgive you
    Im gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and we'll hurt you
    Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give this up)
    (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give this up)
    We've known each other for so long
    Your bones been aching but you're too broken to say it
    Inside we both know what you've done
    We know the movie and I'm gonna play it
    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Never gonna give this up
    Never gonna let you live this down
    Never gonna calm down and forgive you
    Never gonna stop making you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna like your eps and we'll hurt you
    Never gonna give this up
    Never gonna let you live this down
    Never gonna calm and forgive you
    Never gonna not make you cry
    Never gonna say goodjob
    Never gonna take your side and help you
    Never gonna give you sh*t
    Never gonna let you live this down
    Never gonna calm down and forgive you
    Never gonna make you cry that's a lie

    -Never gonna give you sh*t, by WEEGEE "Soviet doggo" the 3rd
     
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    Thank you so much...
     
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    Issue 8


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