homemade real wolverine claws

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  1. blunghole

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    As I watched the vid, I could almost hear the EMT's inevitable laughter....

    It's only a matter of time until he's unable to call 911 because he's sliced off his own fingers.
     
  2. Rhinox

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    I wonder what it's like, having that much free time . . . . .
     
  3. Predaking

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    I like it a lot, just wish he had tested on a watermelon instead of cardboard box.
     
  4. Sokar

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    This.

    Although, if he did make them himself I've gotta commend him for actually retaining all his fingers and toes.
     
  5. hXcpunk23

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    I'm waiting to see how bad his mom actually DOES clean his clock. I'm curious about how that healing factor will do for him.
     
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    I can see it now...

    His mother comes in skunk drunk and says "Thish...ish why I shouldn't have shit you out. YER CUTTIN' UP MAH DAMN FLOOR! SUMBITCH! Play HIC playin' wif knives and stuff. S'why I drink. Thas' why...."
     
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    He tore up a box?

    He tore up a box?!?

    BAD. ASS.

    Especially those grunting, breathy noises he makes. Hawt.
     
  8. Gingerchris

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    I predict we'll soon see the news headline 'Nerd with Wolverine claws kills rival at comic book store'.

    Still, at least he wasn't wearing a yellow spandex costume in that video.

    Just a pity the camera was stopped before he went for a piss and the blade release mechanism accidentally went off while he was rummaging for his nob.
     
  9. funkatron101

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    Only if you make a complete ass of yourself in a video on youtube. Given your reasoning for wanting these, I think you are up to the task.
     
  10. 0R10N P4X

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    Geeks can be scary at times...
     
  11. toma

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    the video would've been better if he had used the claws on a gel dummy like on deadliest warrior instead of a stupid box.
     
  12. iheartarcee

    iheartarcee Idonotheartbeastwars

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    or a homeless person
     
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    Or himself.
     
  14. Chaos Muffin

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    :lol  at iheartarcee, that would be funny. Mean , but funny.



    Eventually he'll try to block something (treebranch or rubber fish) and slice his face off.
     
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    When I was a kid I used to make my own play version of Gambit's exploding projectile cards.

    Pretty much all I did was take a playing card, place it on a blank white piece of paper, draw the kinetic energy outline, color it something kineticky, cut it out and paste it onto the card with two paper clips on one end to make it a more weighted projectile and throw it at my closest friend sporting fake plastic wolverine claws while you pretended to be X-men.

    This was cool enough as a kid...until my older cousin decided to add a firecracker to the ones I made for him, then we just got dangerous (no, we didn't throw the explosive ones at eachother although my stupid cousin did throw one of his at a passing car inadvertently...that guy was pissed.)

    Now that I'm all grown up, and this guy has made the real claws, I suppose I should be able to better replicate Gambit's actual ability to take the potential energy of an object, make it kinetic and explode and then battle him. Anyone have any C4 they'd like to loan me? Anyone?
     
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    Watch, as the wild nerd successfully stalks and takes down the ever elusive cardboard box!
     
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    haha
     
  19. Chaos Muffin

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    I have some fun snaps you could use.


    Your Gambit cards sounds cool. I tried the Wolverine thing with a snow glove and 3 of mom's steak knife blades . They started falling out after punching some dirt
     
  20. Molini

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    :lol 

    I just pulled a JD moment from Scrubs after reading the fun snaps part. Basically I imagined I was tossing fun snaps at his feet before being horribly impaled by this wacko's claws...then along you came with your snow glove claw. But before you could get in a swipe to avenge me, your mom interrupted the fight to reclaim her steak knives. Wacko dude impaled you shortly after:(