Hilarious Heavenly Sword Review

Discussion in 'Video Games and Technology' started by Elvin Pena, Aug 16, 2007.

  1. Elvin Pena

    Elvin Pena CyberCon is #1! Veteran

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    I will say that review was funny
     
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    Deefuzz Beard On! Beardmaster! Veteran

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    That was damned funny! Thanks Elvin!

    "EL GRRRR!"
     
  4. Atomsplitter

    Atomsplitter Needs a new title.

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    Forsooth!

    The RE5 bit was good too.
     
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    cuad VOK EMISSARY

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    Haha the parts I could understand were funny.
     
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    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    that is fucking funny, i love the little animations.

    "heavenly sword-s"
     
  7. Prowl

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    Laughed my ass off even though I don't think he got the gist of Heavenly Sword. You can mash the buttons until the sun comes up, but if you do that into the real game, you'll find yourself looking at the game over screen faster than the reviewer can talk, because only the minor grunts can be taken out by basic attacks. The shield guys require disarming them with the Large-sword stance, so I seriously wonder how he got away with beating the demo by just mashing buttons. Still a hilarious review. I'd like to see more from this guy.
     
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    smangerbot The Holy Zombie Jesus TFW2005 Supporter

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    yeah, i did think that too. i think without the animations to go with it wouldn't be as funny, but it is, so i guess my point it mute.
     
  9. netkid

    netkid Where's my Goddamn shoe!

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    I don't game, but that was hilarious. HILARIOUS.

    "Try and pull this off, cosplayers" & "Fried chicken" = :LOLOL
     
  11. Gigatron_2005

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    :lol  Excellent review!
     
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    Amazing!
     
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    That was hilarious!
     
  14. ZeroMayhem

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    Ha, loved it.