Team FourStar's annual Halloween gift to humanity deserves to be shared:

*TFS* Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 1 - YouTube

*TFS* Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 2 - YouTube

*TFS* Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 3 - YouTube

While it is sad that there is one year between them, it can be totally forgiven for being funny as hell.

 

Discovered this about a week ago. Watched/listened to it just about every day since.

That said, bitches love cannons.

 

Been watching them since they were put on Youtube. Laugh my ass off everytime. Looking forward to the next episode. Alucard is Bad@$$!  


jD001

 

I've been a huge fan of DBZ abridged, to the point where I can't watch the original unless its a part they haven't done.

This though, this is amazing. I almost wish Alucard was as big a troll in the actual show as he is here.

I was bent over with tears in my eyes from laughing at this one.

 

Here's one of my new fave lines:

And also attached to this one:

Of course these are things I'd never say in real life.  

Also:

 

For some reason, Takahata is the reason why I see Beast Wars Megatron as Alucard.   I don't know why, it just happened.


jD001

 

Love them and eagerly await the new episode every year.

 

Somehow the abridged versions are better than the actual episodes, and I like the actual episodes.

 

Nah, the Abridged episodes are great for what they are and for the comedic entertainment they provide but definitely not above the original episodes themselves.

 

Too true. I laugh my ass off at how hilarious Alucard is in Abridged but it doesn't top how much I LOVE the straight up brutality of the original.

 

Sometimes though, the abridged crew come up with a line that is just stone cold better than something from the show. A good example is in DBZ abridged when Frieza appears just after (SuperKami)Guru kills himself and Vegeta intones in the many ways Frieza may kill them before they notice him standing there.

"Oh no don't mind me, go on, give me some ideas" - that shit is awesome.

Although for the most part they are just very well written and humorous aside.

"Bitch I eat people!"...laughed so hard.

 

*TFS* Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 4 - YouTube

Episode 4 is up, and it is fucking hysterical.

 

Team for star dubs are better than the originals. Has any one seen Takas Loki:

POP-PSY: Loki Needs Therapy (Starring TAKAHATA101) - YouTube