I have and i usually try to laugh it off, like ive done a few silent but deadly's while at the the movies and if the person next to me ever asks was that you im just like nope lol.

 

I try really hard not too, but sometimes they just escape.

 

Once in high school, we were in p.e. and the teacher had us seated in the floor. It was quiet while we were supposed to read a pamphlet and I let one slip thinking it'd be a silent one, but it wasn't. And trust me, the damn hardwood floor and echo in the gymnasium, they amplified the sound ten fold. Everyone was looking my way of course. I tried to go as if nothing happened, but yeah, they knew. Not my best day of high school, that's for sure  

 

Do it all the time at work. It's a natural body function, deal with it people  

 

When I was a stock boy, my favorite game was when us stockers would fart down an aisle, then quickly run to next in the hopes that someone would walk thru it.

 

I make my farts covert.

 

I like to do it in enclosed places e.g leaveing a elavator full of people or on a esculator lol

 

I do all the time. I'm pretty notorious for crop dusting anyone who may happen to be behind me at the time.  

 

This is pretty much how I am.

 

Left one in an elevator yesterday. It was empty when I left, but as soon as those door opened for the next passengers...

 

yes. blamed it on a 3 year old.

 

I left a nice gift for our Japanese friends in their blue c-130 when they were taking me back to Baghdad from kuwait after my leave. Its funnier when you know they can smell it, but can't say anything back to you.

 

Just recently as a matter of fact, I was at work but in a stall doin' a number 2. Someone went into the stall next to me and was on his phone talking about work related stuff initially. He hung up, but then the phone rang. It sounded like he was talking to his wife/girlfriend. I didn't want to have heard what they were talking about so I let it rip like there was no tomorrow. With reckless abandon, I tried my best to sound off with such ferocity so as to shake the stall walls. Instead it just echoed loudly. At least, it let him know.....you don't fucking talk on the phone while you're supposed to be taking a shit. Furthermore....I really don't need to know what you and your girl are planning to do with each other after work.

 

Can't wait for the sequel thread of "Have you ever shit your pants in a public place?"

 

 @thread.

 

I am right now...

As a child or adult?  

 

Same story, but instead of High school it was Grade 4 and instead of Gym Class it was the YEAR END assembly with the entire student body in attendance.

Good thing I moved to Calgary the day after.

 

The number 1 law of farts; no matter how bad your own fart smells it doesn't bother you. In fact, it's the smell of victory. Another persons fart however, even if less potent, is a rude slap to the face.