Discussion in 'Transformers News and Rumors' started by SilverOptimus, Aug 15, 2017.
News Post: Hasbro Licensed Transformers Optimus Prime Piñata By Unique Industries
"I may not have destroyed Optimus Prime yet, but I can at least destroy his paper-machè facsimile...and then eat my feelings..."
what souless fool would dare smash their childhood hero with a stick?
Finally, another Optimus Prime who looks as bad as Energon Optimus.
[Plays the sound clip of Megatron laughing from his electronic leader class Animated toy.]
If that's the Prime design for the new G1-based cartoon, I approve.
A hungry one?
had to log on for first time in months... don't let me catch you neighborhood kids breaking no optimus prime piñata... I mean, maybe if it were Bayverse Prime...but definitely not G1
is there a version where you can hug it and candy plops out?
What finally brought the Prime to his demise? Humans with weapons on the hunt for candy.
this is basically the plot of aoe, isn't it?
If I ever get this I\'m gonna fill it with Optimus Prime Kreons.
I just gotta buy one more thing before I could do this..
Getting hold one of one those is the only way that the Decepticons can beat Optimus Prime
That's pretty nice looking for something that'll get busted in a manner of minutes.
: At all your guys responses!
I've never had a pinata but I'm reading "pull the strings to find out which one releases the candy" and I'm thinking this is wrong. Wasn't the whole point of these things to whack the crap out of it and devour the sweet candy entrails of your vanquished foe Or is that too violent for modern parents?
I may not be helping counter that argument.
Ok now I want to see some people dressed as Decepticons smashing this at a party, lol. FALL, FALL... I would have waited an eternity for this... It's candy, Prime.
the guardian knights are going to kill me
Fuck, I saw the title and came in but all the jokes I wanted to make have been done.
Technically yes, you're supposed to hang it up and let kids swing bats at it until it bursts open.
The problem is it requires a sufficiently large space to hang it, and to have kids swing at it. If you have a backyard, great. If you're in the city in an apartment, this may not work out so well. If you're lucky, you can do it at a local park. If not, then having baseball bats flying through a small-ish apartment is not necessarily the best of ideas, so something like this lets you have fun but without the risk of destroying one's abode. Because nothing would suck worse than a bat through the TV playing TF cartoons now.
Of course, it also implies it might be somewhat reusable if you carefully put it back together.
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