Happy Valentine's Day!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Eric, Feb 14, 2006.

  1. rattrap007

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    bah.. It is just a holiday created by chocolate companies, flower shops, jewelers, and Hallmark.

    The traditional gifts makes a guy look bad if you look at the deep meaning.

    Flowers is fading beauty. Chocolates make her ass fat. Card means your are cheap. A teddy bear means you think she is immature. Jewelry means she is a whore and you are trying to buy sex. A nice big mealsignifies you either think she is already fat so might as well go for broke or that she is too damn skinny. Skimpy clothes means you think she is a stripper. a gift card means you are thoughtless.

    It is a no win situation.

    I say end this holiday and just treat the girl right 365 days a year.
     
  2. Shin-Gouki

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    Fuck Valentine's Day. That's all I have to say on that.

    Now I have to get something for my Kids, they are the only good thing about this Evil Day.
     
  3. Liokaiser

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    I spent $47.00 bucks to have flowers delivered to my wife workplace. I have been trying to call to check the status, but the line has been busy.
     
  4. Boardwise

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    So do I.
    Just you have a better chance that me.

    I would say what I think about today, but I think it would have to either be heavily censored or the post would have to be removed.
     
  5. Spartan-117

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    BAH!
     
  6. Elvin Pena

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    Well, it's a holiday with pagan roots so I don't celebrate it, honestly. The way I see it, I don't need Valentines Day to tell/show my wife how much I love her. Plus, I can pretty much get nookie any time I want, so BOOYA! :D 
     
  7. smangerbot

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    i made something for her, do i win?
     
  8. rattrap007

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    no you are too cheap ass to spend money...
     
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    i did that too.

    burn!
     
  10. Wing alpha

    Wing alpha <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    note I wrote her a song and gave her a fully custom made for her set of art she likes that costed me a lot.....am I cheap?


    or just an idiot?



    anyways I know I cant see her today-Im on midterms- why every fucking valentines day something just HAS TO Go WRONG
     
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    Happy Valentine's Day !
     
  12. Streck

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    Very classy. Much more tasteful than the traditional gaudy bunches of roses. Nice modern vase too.
     
  13. rattrap007

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    both. And you are avoiding her. Yet if you spent the day with her you'd be smothering her... (either figuratively or literally) :wink: 
     
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    thats not a vase, that my beer dammit!

    i illustrated a comic, coloured it, printed it and stuck it in one of those card backing plastic bags you get comics in. i called it "super Dee" and made the main character look like her.

    the joke is she gets annoyed at me leaving comics all over the house, so i'm gonna come home tonight and go "look! i got you a comic! i know you love them!"
     
  15. Wing alpha

    Wing alpha <b><font color=blue>I voted for Super_Megatron and

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    Not my fault my college midterms are on the week of the 13 of february

    probably I would have skipped If I didnt have midterms. and even then she is in another school. so I cant win I know.
     
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    I'll be out on the town tonight, just got some rope and a new bottle of Chloroform.
     
  17. smangerbot

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    haha, i gotta learn to stop drinking coffee when i read this board. i'm sick of spraying it out of my nose.
     
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    ditto that. I think it's kind of sad that people seem to act like you can only be romantic and have sex on one day of the year. I've been steadily breaking my girlfriend of this habit by being away from her on two of the past 3 v-days. I'll take my sex 365 (minus a couple, you know) days a year!
     
  19. Streck

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    "I just wanted to be loved!" he cried, as he tearfully humped her limp body. "Just... LOVED!"
    Her eyes fluttered. Though his violation of her was brutal and unrestrained, it was his voice that had drawn her awake. He grabbed frantically for the cudgel. The alley was dark and deserted, but if she screamed -
    A hand on his arm, warm, gentle. He froze.
    "It's all right," she soothed. "I don't mind."
    He stared at her in astonishment.
    "You don't..."
    "Not at all," she said. "Do anything you like."
    He continued to stare. She held his gaze.
    "You mean... I... I can even - "
    "Yes. Go ahead."
    With one deft motion, she removed her artificial eye. He began to weep.
     
  20. Predaking

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    Well my GF is in another country working and I'll be picking up my dad at the airport after work. Booya! :rolleyes: