Wrote this a while ago and keep forgetting to post it. Don't know if this is the right place for it, but I hope it gets a laugh... *** ** * ** *** ** * ** *** T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring because Unicron came and f@#%ing obliterated everything. Every last chunk was eaten with care, in hopes of power with none to compare. All lifeforms were gobbled, chomped, and digested, while visions of OBLIVION danced in his head. And mamma in her kerchief, and some dude in a cap, had just settled down for a long winter's nap. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, he sprang from his bed, ...and was absorbed with the rest of the f@#%ing planet. Away through the window he flew like a flash, Crashed through the shutters and blew up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow was the first thing to be f@#%ing devoured and now everybody was screwed. When, what to all wondering eyes should appear, but a ginormous, weird-lookin' planet that f@#%ing ate EVERYTHING. Yeah, so be glad it wasn't you ...yet. Happy Holidays. *** ** * ** *** ** * ** ***