Boooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise! Have a happy, merry, wonderful birthday!
DIE! I mean "Happy Birthday". See you tonight good buddy, where I shall be making you... a real man. *flexes*