Half-randomness just for the fun of it. By Fez

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Fez Findie, Feb 2, 2008.

  1. Optimax Prime

    Optimax Prime The 14th Prime

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    well then, looks like Hellbat's plan to be the new Starscream got foiled before it even started
     
  2. kaijuguy19

    kaijuguy19 Keyblade Wielder

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    Welcome to Starscream's world Hellbat. XD
     
  3. Rattrap Primal

    Rattrap Primal Geek Overlord, Botbot Collector

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    How.......random......oh yeah.....
     
  4. King Waspinator

    King Waspinator Well-Known Member

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    Megatron sure knows how to terrify people
     
  5. DOTM Bumblebee

    DOTM Bumblebee Strange Little Man

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    I can attest to that. The facial expression in the last panel is trying hard to give me nightmares.
     
  6. UltimateOptimus

    UltimateOptimus Long-time Hungarian Truck

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    The award-winning chiseled stone Moai look on Megatron's faceplate says it all, Hellbat. Starscream, whether the ol' F-15 Fighting Falcon Seeker and galactic failure of an "Air Commander" likes it or not, gets to stay the ol' Nerf N-Strike Maverick Slagmaker's Second-in-Command Transformium punching bag 'till the Suns fade. Believe me, Hellbat: one solar cycle in Screamer's combat thrusters - swear to the Mask of Philemon, one solar cycle in Findie Country in general - is enough - more than enough - to make a flybot like you jet home base and cry to Mommabot.
     
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  7. Ysbal

    Ysbal Kre-o hoarder

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    Do the blue bubbles mean anything? He's not drunk or holding in a fart, is he? Either way: :lol  Hellbat's doomed.
     
  8. Fez Findie

    Fez Findie Well-Known Member

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    Its the other anime sweat effect.
     
  9. Ysbal

    Ysbal Kre-o hoarder

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    Oh! That makes more sense.
     
  10. Argroh Valdios

    Argroh Valdios Well-Known Member

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    I might be reminded of something I saw where such small things can emit an absolutely huge aura...

    ...or am I crossing my minds with a combination of thoughts of Destiny 2 and Gurren Lagann...
     
  11. Fez Findie

    Fez Findie Well-Known Member

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    Maaaaaaybe....

    Of pain?

    :3

    :D  Part of bein' a glorious leader.

    Is it left at trying?

    8D Heh, Moai.

    ^^

    *shrugs* Could be.

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    S 10 C 3 E
     
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  12. King Waspinator

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    :lol :lol 
     
  13. DOTM Bumblebee

    DOTM Bumblebee Strange Little Man

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    Actual proof that Megatron is insane. :lol 
     
  14. Optimax Prime

    Optimax Prime The 14th Prime

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    so, Megs is pulling a Screamer on Hellbat, and Lugnut's waiting for the go-ahead to P.O.K.E. Hellbat
     
  15. Dropkick

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    WAIT, I have an important Question.

    Is Megatron's real legal name Megatron McCrazylegs CrouchJumpSpam?
     
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    UltimateOptimus Long-time Hungarian Truck

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    Welcome to your new function as Findie "Country" Air Farce Air Commander, Hellbat. Please stand by while Air Thug Lugnut, ever the faithful fanatic to the Megatronian Cause, helps you make yourself comfortable and familiarize yourself with your new position as Air Commander of the Findie Country Battlefleet while your new Commander-In-Chief Megatron gets his afterbuner in gear, his lasercore pumpin' and his gears and servoes movin' in his customary Calibration Workout Dance of Total Psychosis Drive Malfunction. (Only thing missing is some sweet synth beats to get yer Cyber-Exercizin' to. An easy fix as any.)

    Here in the Findie Country Air Force, Hellbat, your benefits as Air Commander include being in command of Ruination's strongest and toughest spawns of railguns to ever take to the skies and the stars, the adrenaline rush and nailbiting thrill of jetting off full throttle into air combat with these battlehardened flybots, seeing the planet and setting the whole nine yards on atomic fire, meeting new and interesting people and nuking the ever-throbbin' life out of 'em... if you and your wingmechs don't blow yourselves outta the sky and into Transformium scrap metal first.

    In case you need the short version, Hellbat (since you'll be way too busy fearing for your spark in paranoid terror set to Maximum Overdrive to read any of this): Hope you survive the experience.

    Oh and there is a Jupiter Brainload more proof where that came from, DOTM 'Bee...
     
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    :lol  Odd time to practice ballet, Megatron, but good form.
     
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    Hilarious updates!! HAHAHA! Especially loved the Planet of the Apes landing and the Starscream stories so far! Megatron's leap for joy and Hellbat taking on the job as being Starscream's buddy n' pal is ridiculous! Love it! :D 
     
  19. Argroh Valdios

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    Well, it is a known fact that some martial arts can be compared to dancing so...
     
  20. Rattrap Primal

    Rattrap Primal Geek Overlord, Botbot Collector

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    Ok then......Megatron is so Evil doing mid air jumps is rational.......