Half-randomness just for the fun of it. By Fez

Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Fez Findie, Feb 2, 2008.

  1. King Waspinator

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    :popcorn 
     
  2. Kryptokron

    Kryptokron Yells at Clouds

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    Let the stompening begin!
     
  3. Fez Findie

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    You just want bloodshed, huh?

    Will be seen if your hunch is correct.

    =3

    Come on, do you not trust Starscream to have a solid clear idea in mind?

    ^^

    Mayhaps.

    This is more show-offy piece than a punchline but anyways. EDIT added a frame I forgot.

    [​IMG]
    S 10 C 1 C
     
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  4. Rattrap Primal

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    I see this ending poorly.......like Power Core Combiners or The Beast or TRU not modernizing to compete with Amazon/ Target/ Walmart or Marvel relaunching every 6 Months
     
  5. King Waspinator

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    nice
     
  6. Dropkick

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    :popcorn 
    Shit just got huge.
     
  7. UltimateOptimus

    UltimateOptimus Long-time Hungarian Truck

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    Femmes and Gentlemechs, bolts and gears of all ages and levels of insanity, tonight is the lunar cycle you've all been waiting and bleeding and dying for: back by popular centuries-old neglect, unlocked and overridden by Findie "Country" "Air Commander" Starscream, currently in an underware-too-tight ultrawhiny crazed mechfluidthirsty crusade to reap sweet vengeance upon everybody and everything for every last indignity he has suffered throughout the years (the 2014 FC/Bastion Clusterfrag Dispute Battle especially included), transforming and rising up for the first time in stellar cycles and ready to completely and violently raze the city, nation and continent of his new City Commander's choice (for example: Findie "Country"), the one, the only Decepticon Assault Base Robo-T-Rex himself: TRYPTICON!

    (And no Metroplex (Before you ask: No, not THAT Metroplex!) or Fortress Maximus around to rassle with the Robo-Dinosaur when you need 'em...)

    Breaking Update:
    Meanwhile, inside Trypticon, to the tune of UN Squadron's Forest Boss Theme (featured in our upcoming Greatest Hits Collection Music to Squish An Entire Nation Into Bleeding Pancake To), Barricade, Shortround, Vehicon, Sector 7 Strongarm and the blue sportscar mech with the loaded blaster learn what it feels like to have the very city you live in up and stomp around the countryside... The Hard Way. Hands-on.
     
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  8. Fez Findie

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    Darn! Forgot a frame there. Added it there now. Also, maybe fittin' BGM for the scene if ya care for that and 'cos I like the tune, very nostalgic. :) 

     
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  9. kaijuguy19

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    Just when you think Screamer couldn't get any dumber. XD
     
  10. Kryptokron

    Kryptokron Yells at Clouds

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    Totally digging that transformation sequence... And now, :popcorn 
     
  11. DOTM Bumblebee

    DOTM Bumblebee Funny Little Man

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    Calling it now, Starscream is the first to be acquainted with Trypticon's toe jam.
     
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    Good job Screamer. Hope you have the supplies to pick up after him and make sure he's potty trained :p 
     
  13. saberconvoy

    saberconvoy Drifting around

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    I always wondered what it was like inside a transforming base.
     
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    there is only one conclusion to this sort of event, and it usually ends with "Stomp".
     
  15. Fez Findie

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    What a high hurdle.


    ^^
    Literally?

    May or may not been that long ago but oooh dearsies <XD No, Barricade wasn't there, it was the blue repaint of Bisk.

    What? He thinks he's smart! 8D

    Thanks, wanted to do justice.

    *Squish*

    What a quick regret to discover.

    Not the most pleasant of things.

    Somethin' quick in between.
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    S 10 C 1 Filler
     
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  16. UltimateOptimus

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    Skywarp: the kind of Decepticon who finds airliner crashes with body counts hilarious (and that's when he's not causing them).

    The movie poster to Alexandre Dumas' Classic does not approve.

    On the bright side though, Skywarp's gonna be there when Pacific Rim: Uprising hits the silver screen. Just goes to show you minor inconveniences such as "delayed indefinitely" can't get in the way of a good sequel.
     
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    :lol 
    You know someone's unbearable when the movie poster is frowning!
     
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    Even the poster is disappointed.
     
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    :lol  Skywarp has the sense of humor of a 13 year old.
    "69" :lolol