For some reason i feel like they deserved it. 8dk why but they do.

And my tarantulas now has a crush

 

I got some weird looks coming out of the washroom at work, as I broke out in gut-busting laughter at Stormclash eating her victim in the 2nd to last panel.

 

Of course you'd like that part   But hey, at least no laptops got ruined by spewing out soda as one guy claimed to have happened while reading my comic?

 

She been busy and prolly found someone with anime-quantities of lifefluids.

Making it sound like a total hellhole, aren't you? =D

And I'm not surprised you be thirsting for blood much. Ya sure you're no Khornate?

Hey, she may have been provoked.

Indeedies ^^

Having faith that my comic tends to have plenty of (assumed) asshole victims? Well, that was the plan in this case, one may have been a sjw, one an alt-righter and etc.

Heh, should that be seen as a flattering thing? XD

Do love causing people looking weird or breaking their stuff with my comic  




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See, when you do something stupid, and keep doing something stupid, even when someone tells you to your face it's stupid, this is absolutely what you deserve.  

 

wait......Nightbird-face plays Dark Souls? jeezus, she must be a total hardcore gamer (minus the occasional rage-quit)

 

1. "Nightbird-face" has a name, young Optimax, and that would be Dust-Up. Feel free to use that nickname though... so long as she doesn't mind.
2. Simply amazing how learning from many a repeated defeat tempers you into a more battle-hardened, more mature, more thankful war veteran of old fame and a thousand battles and more, Optimax. The young often quit in raging disgust and screaming for a rematch as once did I... until I learned to grin and bear my losses. Suppose she should take her place in the Hall of Heroes (though from the looks of things, Dust-Up belongs more to Armored Core or Murakumo than the Souls series and yes, even King's Field and Echo Night - speaking of which, she could use a little relaxing moonwalk instead in Echo Night Beyond... so long as she doesn't mind the ghosts). And what's a From Software game without the Moonlight Sword anyway?
3. Speaking of Dust-Up... here's hoping she likes beam machine gun bursts in her diet, courtesy of Eagle Eye. Standard issue punishment for yahoos loitering around the FC/Bastion Border just a smidge too long.
4. And Fez, you might wanna take a gander at some of this.

 

Whelp. Dust Up's in real shit now.

 

And boom goes the BFG...

 

Now the question is if one survives with the lesson intact...

Yah maybe, but more grace? Dunno about that.

Why couldn't she be both, like the last part of your comment? XD

Indeed.

^^

=3

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Holy Shit that explosion. Whelp.
Dust Up learned her lesson.
Alongside that,
Skyburst and Jumpstream are DEFINITELY the only sane ones of the Rust Renegades.
 


Edit:
Wait......
DID THAT GUY JUST KILL HIS OWN MAN?!
Guess someone enabled Friendly Fire.

 

anyone else gonna bet that what's-his-butt just triggered a war with that move?

 

I highly doubt an explosion that big would kill anyone in findie country unless the armor of the company is made of the cheapest materials that money can afford. Although if that's the case the maniac would have blown his own self up.

 

  And... I guess they're all dead?

 

When a riot at the FC/Bastion Border is spiralling way outta control...
When a femme Autobot combiner sportscar is playing the game "The Hard Way or No Way" style...
When your fellow MS jock is in your firing resolution and just can't stop being a thick-skulled Cro Magnon...
When all hope for talking them out of the riot and preventing a cataclysmic, floating continent-shaking war with it the civilized (read: wussy) way is lost beyond the realm of hope...

Do what Road Rash did.
Take no chances.
Kill 'Em All.
Let Primus sort out the wreckage.

Good point, Fez. In fact, my buddies and I are already arranging the whole nine yards...  

Starting at 10 Billion Energon Chips, Optimax. May it be a glorious one.

Not if they come outta that smokescreen and show Road Rash what for they ain't.

 

Sorry I been on a hiatus, should have said so but it does help to keep oneself fresh on the material when it eventually returns. Anyways, had to do this;


100th Independence Day of Finland

 

And a Happy 100th Findependence Day to thee too, Commander Ilmatar and Fez Findie!

It's a good thing those cocktail Finland flags are just the right size for an action figure like lovely Commander Juutilainen over here to hold and wave around just like a meatspace human would. And speaking of whom, if her LMG pointing at the plothole a few good issues back was proof the Juutilainen figure came with accessories, those Striker Units of hers better be part of the package too. She could use an anniversary airshow right about now, flag and all... and that Nordic-style water tower bathing itself in the colors of the flag isn't something she and Sanya would mind buzzing over.

In short, a holiday strip worth waiting a hiatus for.

Speaking of her show, what if it came a decade earlier (say 1998)?

And you know, femmes and gentlemechs, it might be a little late to come clean and may sound like the perfect excuse for full metal commando-style revolution (which I'm all in for anyway), but might as well give it all to you straight up the fuel tank:

• the "Alien Wars" our heroes fought and bled and died fighting the "alien invaders"? A galactic puppet show of blood on a theater of death began 20 years ago with a schmuck of a miner discovering the Moirai Ruin and the omnipotent Relic within it on Jupiter keeping us entertained while the real enemy was busy unlocking the power of the Relic and becoming virtual gods.
  
• The "alien invaders" in question? The Ruin's security system trying to take back what was rightfully theirs.
  
• The so-called "heroes of the Alien Wars"? Puppets dancing to the strings of the real enemy. Military-grade marionettes marching to the murderous melody of their malevolent manipulative masters.
  
• The real enemy in question? The Duumvirate of Findie "Country", clearly (the two-man version of the tricursed Triumvirate - they both end in "umvirate") - the last remnants of the cruel Commonwealth brought to its knees by one young Colonel Bahamut and his Contra Uprising.
• Findie "Country" itself on the Floating Continent of Ruination? A testament to the insanity built upon this one devastating lie - a memorial built out of the blood and bones and tears of the fallen.

Any wonder why I, UltimateOptimus, am gonna be the next Bahamut?