just wondering Because I just got back from the Commissary near my house. I was going through all the aisles looking for herb-ox flavoring. somewhere in the international aisle I saw this one Lady and her two kids and she wanted the Son to figure out what 50-3= and he had some difficulty and instead of saying he couldn't do it he put up an attitude . I left the aisle and 10 mins later still looking for the same item returned and I found the Lady sitting on the aisle floor and the Daughter was saying we're not leaving until you figure this out. I'm just amazed at people sometimes...by the way I believe the answer is 47 anyone else have any good stories I know this story wasn't that good but I thought it was funny
No, THIS is the greatest grocery store story. Ever. YouTube - The Dark Knight (A.K.A. Batman) Goes Shopping But, seriously, I have a good one. Once my Dad and I were checking out in the line and some douche bag next to us (who was high as a kite for good measure) hopped on one of those automated carts handicapped people truck around on and block aisles with. He basically did a doughnut and wiped out an entire display of chili. Right there. In front of everyone. And, yeah, we laughed.
I saw an old man trip once ... not funny, but a story. I was also offered candy by two guys in a car. I asked them what kind and they drove off (this was in the parking lot of the grocery store, obviously).
I was at the supermarket and wandered into the spice isle. Remembering I ran out of all spice, I stopped and looked. THey had what I think was a generic label spice and the price on it was like 8.99 for this tiny little jar. I literally said out loud, "8.99 for this?! FUCK YOU!" The elderly people in the isle were none too pleased.
"Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in grocery stores. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. "Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny drop of blood on the little shit's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming 'SHIT! SHIT!' Now, my good friend (Tom, we'll call him) was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting 'FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! FUCK!' By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, the kid's Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her brat. "Here's the kicker. I look her straight in the eye and say, 'Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.' "And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The little bastard knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is."
^ WOW. I was going to say I got stuck in a coin operated helicopter (as a fat adult) but your story pretty much takes it. Good show.
