Good/bad dating experiences

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  1. Venixion

    Venixion Its always the middle of the night in Moonside

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    They could have just pestered a friend into asking for them? I don't pretend to understand the motive. Anywho, it's as good a term as any for it.
     
  2. TenScaryMonkeys

    TenScaryMonkeys Can You Believe How Great These Pants Look?

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    They had one of those hairless cats? Hard pass. Those things freak me out.
     
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  3. Dran0n

    Dran0n miss me w/ that

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    check it out: they had four. she had spending probs and was kind wrapped in what they were arguing about

    i was not a fan at all of hairless cats but after seeing em in person i get the appeal. they’re slightly fuzzy actually
     
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  4. Venixion

    Venixion Its always the middle of the night in Moonside

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    I feel sorry for the poor ugly little things. Looks like they've got mange. Wish people wouldn't breed dumb physical traits into animals just because they can.
     
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  5. TenScaryMonkeys

    TenScaryMonkeys Can You Believe How Great These Pants Look?

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    This was a fun one - A girl chatted me up at a bar when I was out with buddies. No interest on my side, but she was relentless. Finally lied and told her that I was sorry, but I was seeing someone.

    Fast forward a few days - It’s Tuesday night, around 11pm. I’m on the phone with my brother, helping him with a college English paper. Knock at the door, which is obviously very weird, given the time. “I’ll call you back in a minute - someone’s at the door.”

    Aaaaaand it was the girl from the bar. She’d gotten my first name and the town I lived in from one of my friends, and had apparently White Paged my address based on that.

    She brought a sketch of a shrubbery with her, helpfully labeled “MY BUSH DRAWING” on the back.

    I had no clue how to respond, so (stupidly), I invited her in, poured her a cup of coffee, sat her down at my breakfast bar, and informed her in very calm, specific terms that, while flattering, this was a terrible idea, that most people would have called the cops on her by then, and why she should never, ever do anything like this to anyone ever.

    She finished the coffee, thanked me for the conversation, and left. Never saw her again. I kept the bush drawing on my fridge for years afterward as a reminder of how fucking weird people are.
     
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  6. heltskelt

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    Not to mention that she could’ve been serving herself on a silver platter to a psychopath.
     
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  7. Venixion

    Venixion Its always the middle of the night in Moonside

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    Damn! o_O  I would have freaked out. You were way more level headed about it then I would be. Sounds like you dodged a bullet.
     
  8. TenScaryMonkeys

    TenScaryMonkeys Can You Believe How Great These Pants Look?

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    She was a tiny little thing - I wasn’t worried about being in serious physical danger. I probably SHOULD have just slammed the door and called the cops, but was caught really off-guard by the whole situation. It was less level-headed than trying to gather myself in a very odd moment.
     
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  9. Venixion

    Venixion Its always the middle of the night in Moonside

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    Tiny doesn't always mean harmless.
     
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  10. TM2 Dinobot

    TM2 Dinobot closet otaku

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    That right there would have had me answering the door with a gun in my hand. Jiminy Christmas.
     
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  11. Sylent

    Sylent Making Cybertron great again

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    That's a STALKER experience.
     
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  12. TenScaryMonkeys

    TenScaryMonkeys Can You Believe How Great These Pants Look?

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    This was one of the reasons I genuinely loved being single - No matter how bizarre the interaction (and there were a lot of bizarre ones), it always made for a great story.

    Once hooked up with a bartender in a dentist’s chair in the middle of an abandoned subterranean bowling alley that the town used to store their giant Christmas ornaments in the off-season. That was a Tim Burton-level surreal experience. We dated for a few months after that, but ended up moving to Ohio with her family. She taught me how to make Filipino-style fried rice.
     
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  13. Venixion

    Venixion Its always the middle of the night in Moonside

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    Now that's a story!
     
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  14. KremzeekTyCobb

    KremzeekTyCobb Tears that soak a callous heart

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    Maaaannnnnn..... I just had my heart broken.

    I was living with this beautiful girl. I routinely showered her with gifts like expensive jewelry, a dozen red roses and fancy dresses. Sure, it was expensive, but anything for my princess! I used to greet her with my trademark inside joke greeting "Oh Hi Babe!" every day when I came home from work.

    Shockingly, I suspected her of cheating on me with my best friend. People are very strange these days. I decided to record her phone conversations. To my utter disbelief, I discovered they were messing around while 90s R & B music played in the background. I couldn't believe it. It was TEARING ME APART!!!! I decided to confront them at a big party with all our friends and family. I did it in front of everybody.

    I told my now former best friend "You betray me, you not good you....cheep cheep cheep!" It caused a huge scene and eventually both he and I decided to dump her ass. So anyway, how is your sex life?

    *EDIT* Sorry y'all. It's not true. Its the plot of a famously bad movie. Thanks for caring though=)
     
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  15. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    Ha.
     
  16. Venixion

    Venixion Its always the middle of the night in Moonside

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    I'm sorry kremzeek. I'd give ya a big hug if I could. :( 
     
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  17. Atomic Tofu

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    @KremzeekTyCobb leave trash behind, make sure the negative ppl don't turn you negative.
     
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  18. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    Does no one see what I see?
     
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  19. Atomic Tofu

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    @MetalRyde Kremzeek's post? Sure, in PM, lol...and the EDIT.
     
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  20. TenScaryMonkeys

    TenScaryMonkeys Can You Believe How Great These Pants Look?

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    This is why you never get involved with women named Lisa. They’ll tear you apart.
     
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