I dunno if this does make any sense,but i've managed to make a little drinking game about the G1 cartoon.
The rules go like this:
Each time you hear the trumpet solo with the logo flipping,drink
Each time starscream tries to betray megatron,drink
Each time you hear the transforming sound (Aka every time someone transforms) drink
Each time optimus prime says an oneliner,drink
Each time megatron laughs,drink twice

 

You should also add:

Each time Megatron hatches a new "fail safe" plan to conquer the universe... which, of course, fails.

Each time new characters just magically show up out of nowhere and act like they've been there the whole time.

Each time the Autobots just casually drive to remote places across the planet within minutes.

Each time Shockwave misses what he's shooting at.

 

 

Additional rules:

Any time two humans are dressed alike, drink.

Any time a sci-fi prefix is used (astro, electro, petro, cyber, etc.), drink.

Any time an energon cube is shown, drink.

Any time a character model is miscolored, chug the entire time they are onscreen.

 

If all these rules (including the additional two posts) were to be followed, you wouldn't even have room for breathing between the shots.

 

You should drink three when Megatron says "RETREEEEAT!"

 

Yep,or actually each time decepticons retreat.
This is gonna be as difficult as pokemon drinking game.

 

Drink every time someone holds gun-megatron.
If that character is an autobot, finish your drink (includes Megatron's fusion cannon).

 

If I did this i'd probably would have a liver burst.

 

Each time someone makes an silly insult like "decepticreep"

 

*Dies on the 10th episode*

 

Dude, you would be dead before the pilot even ends. Hahaha!

Also drink anytime a character exhibits or utilizes an ability, tool or weapon they didn't have five seconds beforehand.

 

Playing any kind of drinking game to G1, or Energon, is considered suicide in most countries.

 

How would you survive given these rules?!

 

and suggesting it is homicide.

 

Got one, drink everytime you see an animation error. Wait... -Dead in around 50 seconds-

 

This sounds fun. Oh wait I think I already due this whenever I watch transformers.

 

Cybertron and energon:Each time they use stock transformation footage.

 

*Dies of liver failure by the first commercial break*