One time I lured a player behind a corner in Streets and I turned around and shot him as soon as he got around the corner. I yelled "You've just been hornswoggled!"

 

Today, I was playing the game and I used the disguise ability and I disguised myself as an Autobot. I then proceeded to transform into car mode and I said: "I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!"

 

"...."

I'm an antisocial bastard and never plug the mic in.  

Ironically, I've been wanting to use it lately but I think it's broke from collecting dust for so long.

 

"WHAT THE FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-!!"
- Me after losing match.

 

I can't tell you how many times I've said "Get some!" while playing video games.

 

Heh heh, gang banged...

The most I do is add "ed" at the end of things and scream the out "OH HE GOT GRENADED!"

It never caught one. I often wonder why...

 

As 1 person said: Get some!
I had the same situation.
what happened was I had P.O.K.E alpha and I activated it and said get some! then I proceeded to kill 7 people! the whole team and 2 people twice!

 

1. I was playing Team Deathmatch against one other person (who happened to be very good at staying hidden for five or six minutes at a time) and during my search I decided to quote Doctor Who:

"I'm coming to find you, mummy... Coming to fiiiiiiind yoooouuuu..."

2. While sniping from the absolute highest point as a Seeker, I screamed "DEATH FROM ABOVE!"

3. After driving off the map and falling to my doom, I insisted that I "meant to do that."

4. "YES! AHHAHAHAHAAAA-" [death from behind] "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

The funniest thing I said in WFC, because I didn't play far into it, is asking the other players if they buy Transformers.

 

I didn't say anything at this time, but it was just a funny situation, do u know where node C is in berth? its that circle thing, and I saw someone and he saw me so we ran around the circle trying to get eachother but we were both running the same way so for like 7 seconds we just kept running around the circle, lol. then I stopped and waited for him to come around and KERRBLAAAAMMMM!!!!! 1 shot with the EMP shotgun!

 

When the Tank killed the Slug I was like;

"SLLLUUUUGGGGYYYY!!!!"

I just randomly yelled it. No idea why.

 

no no no no dammit

 

I dont know if it counts, but I find myself giggling like a five year old every time I see the slugs

 

asked a guy does he like waffles he told me to fuck off so I followed him around all the time

 

 

 

   

 

funny how that works isnt it?  

meee 2




-when thiss player kept getting P.O.K.E. with zero kills, i got mad and when the match was over i told him that i wish i could go find a cheat that let me run around poking other kids in the ass....he quit after that

-in escalation, the other people werent getting as many points and got mad that i wasnt letting them steal the things i bought. (they never asked for anything) someone says, "your a dick bro", i replied "you suck dick bro". he started sucking up to me after i stood by him and let him die a few times. lol

-deathmatch, this kid snuck up on me and he shot at me 5 times and missed all and i shoot him once with the emp shot gun and he died and said "dont roll up on me like that!" it was kinda funny someone laughed

 

I'm not very talkative when I play video games but...

Well it was actually DOTM game, but I was playing as the Crankcase model in multiplayer. Activated the Duel-Rifle effect in front of 3 or so guys and all I said was "TAKE IT B*TCH!!!". Mowed them down like they were grass.

 

I was recently playing some escalation when this kid just talked about he was Shockwave and loved it. I tried to ignore it but he got on my nerves so I told him to shut up or I'll make him my bitch. His dad then started to message me saying he would report me.

 

hahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!!!

 

On several occasions some of us were playing on the "Xbox/ps3 Fridays" (the one that Ladywreck started last year when WFC came out). A couple of us would frequently do Michael Jackson impressions and I was known for doing a very good Optimus Prime. One time, in my best Prime voice I said "One shall stand, one shall fall. And one little piggy went to the mall!" Maybe you had to be there. Saying random sayings in Prime voice is hilarious. And then there was my Schwarzenegger-esque Megatron impression of when he yells "OMEGA MISSILE INBOUND!!"

The really messed up one was one time in Conquest. I was on the Decepticons and, again in my best Prime voice: "We are losing A" and watching all the Autobots go off to defend A even though we weren't really there.