Today I was playing WFC and I had a couple great one liners. First, my entire team cornered this one guy and we all hit him with our melée weapons. I noticed the banging sound that happened when you hit someone so I said that he sure got gang banged. The other time was when I killed a Decepticon with the scatter blaster and his dead body exploded. I said "Decepticon armor now half off!"
What are some funny things you've said?

 

Don't have it but if I had a whole team corner one guy and blasted him, I might've said "BIG BANG!"

 

One time I told a kid to shut up the f up because he kept ordering everyone to open doors. And guess what. Didn't make a peep the rest of the match.




Well, I thought it was funny at least.

 

Nothing funny. I would love to actually play with some Transformers fans so any references I say won't go to waste.

 

During one match I was playing as the Autobots someone asked my why I was playing as the Autobots when my Gamertag is Decepticon180. I replied with a "shhhhhhh"

 

I was playing "To the Core", with friends for the very first time, when we hit the area that is bocked off with the Dark Energon walls that the slug eventually breaks through, as the Decepticons were swarming us on the ground and sniping at us from atop the walls, I said, "Decepticons at the gates, Decepticons at the walls, if I shoot them at the gates, then they're still at the walls, if I shoot them at the walls, then they're still at the gates, where does that leave us? No where!" It got a good laugh.

 

I've experienced that before.

 

" That's no space station, it's a Mechagodzilla! "

 

IIRC I was playing escalation with some kid and he kept on telling me the Broken Hope glitches over and over again. I just said "Hey hey hey hey hey hey kid, shut the fuck up!" He got mad and quit.

 

While playing as Optimus, I killed Shockwave and said "You die!"

 

That happened to me the other day but at District. And that same kid in a previous match at BH kept saying "Arcee! Arcee! Can you please die?!", cause I was the only guy left and he wanted the game to end. Unfortunately I didn't have my mic handy, so I annoyed him by repeatedly pressing the square button at a health station.

 

I was headshot and just shout "SHITTY CUNT LET ME FUCK YOUR ASS"
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Lucky no one was in the house

 

i once made a joke about how the servers worked perfectly.....not a very funny joke i know.....

hate those damn servers

 

i was playing as a custom ultra magnus, basically optimus with magnus colors, one guy on my team was calling for help while another guy said "yea dont ask him he cant deal with it now" gotta admit it was pretty clever of him

 

I had a Leader with a fusion cannon, and one player was trying to drive past me with his Scout. I half-heartedly fired at him, and I was surprised that I one-shotted him; he must've been low on health.

I heard him swear, "oh, f__k me running," over headset. He chuckled when I pointed out that was a good description of what I had just done.

 

I once joined a game in Remnant with what seemed to be three 12 year olds (or younger). They enjoyed chasing each other around the level playing grab ass while I was racking up points. I can't count how many times I heard reedy little voices screaming "STARSCREAM!! LEAVE THE GAME!!"

Of course, once they started getting hit and needed reviving... all of sudden ol' Starscream wasn't such a bad guy anymore. When the host finally rage quit all the while hurling insults at me for ignoring him (being in the Army, I've seen my share of profanity artists - this kid put them all to shame), it was ever so sweet...