Funny Pick Up Lines

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  1. Erector

    Erector I ruined the Hall of Fame

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    "Wow, that shirt is very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you i'd be coming too"
     
  3. Aernaroth

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    *points to dilznick, insinuates sucking*
     
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    "Do you have some Irish in you?...Want some?"
     
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    Coeloptera Big, bad beetle-bot

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    Care to play a game? Trap the clam? Swallow the swan? Tip the puppy?

    So...ever see a crisp, new 50-dollar bill?

    Chevy Chase is the master.

    Nice legs. What time do they open?

    Care to forget the futility of existence with some hours of fleeting pleasure?

    Or umm...oh! Is that a mirror in your jeans? Because I'd like to have sex with you.

    - Coeloptera
     
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    JetRaid Jhet Rheyd

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    No pick up lines, but I have a good comeback!

    Person 1: Why are you so fat?
    Person 2: Because every time I f**ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!

    SNAP :O
     
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    Creaky King of Puppies

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    "Take yer clothes off."

    "Get down or I cut you."

    "That cocktail there? I spiked it."

    "Nobody will hear you scream."
     
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    :sly: 

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    Coeloptera Big, bad beetle-bot

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    Does this smell like chloroform to you?

    - Coeloptera
     
  11. Cavshock

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    Don't turn this rape into a murder.....

    Chuck
     
  12. Mr. Sparklebot

    Mr. Sparklebot 'Til All Are Juan

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    I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U.
     
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    How many of you actually have girlfriends that these worked on
     
  14. Aernaroth

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    Girls love a man who's confident and knows what he wants. Having the courage to say these kind of lines to a girl and sound like you mean them makes you irresistable. I don't know how I would have gotten where I am without them.
     
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    Ktulu Whoosh TFW2005 Supporter

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    Say sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?
     
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    Some of these are seriously fucked up.
     
  17. Cavshock

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    Not I. :( 

    Chuck
     
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    Weird Al's song "Wanna B UR Lover" has some pretty good ones my fave being: I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
    Or this one
    My d___ was bit by a snake, can you suck the venom out?
     
  19. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    "how about you get down on all 4 and i'll throw you my bone?"

    (hot chick with small dog that is sniffing a man's crotch)"hey beautiful, how about you and the dog switch places?"
     
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    the word of the day is legs, let's go to your place and spread the word :p