Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Toxicon, May 24, 2009.
"In the pooper?"
"Wow, that shirt is very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you i'd be coming too"
*points to dilznick, insinuates sucking*
"Baby, i'm gonna butter your bread"
"Do you have some Irish in you?...Want some?"
Care to play a game? Trap the clam? Swallow the swan? Tip the puppy?
So...ever see a crisp, new 50-dollar bill?
Chevy Chase is the master.
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Care to forget the futility of existence with some hours of fleeting pleasure?
Or umm...oh! Is that a mirror in your jeans? Because I'd like to have sex with you.
No pick up lines, but I have a good comeback!
Person 1: Why are you so fat?
Person 2: Because every time I f**ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
"Take yer clothes off."
"Get down or I cut you."
"That cocktail there? I spiked it."
"Nobody will hear you scream."
"How do you feel about the movie Human Centipede?"
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Don't turn this rape into a murder.....
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U.
How many of you actually have girlfriends that these worked on
Girls love a man who's confident and knows what he wants. Having the courage to say these kind of lines to a girl and sound like you mean them makes you irresistable. I don't know how I would have gotten where I am without them.
Say sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?
Some of these are seriously fucked up.
Weird Al's song "Wanna B UR Lover" has some pretty good ones my fave being: I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Or this one
My d___ was bit by a snake, can you suck the venom out?
"how about you get down on all 4 and i'll throw you my bone?"
(hot chick with small dog that is sniffing a man's crotch)"hey beautiful, how about you and the dog switch places?"
the word of the day is legs, let's go to your place and spread the word
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