Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Toxicon, May 24, 2009.
Hey dude, you up for some NAFTA?
hey, you got any (place ethnicity here) in you?
(if she says no, respond with this)
would you like some? (drops pants)
"I don't know any pick up lines, gimme a chance?" - Trying that next time I'm at a party
my m8 dinotron told me this story.... he was at the bar and a girl walked up so he took the ice out of his glass and throw it on the floor and said thats broke the ice.... and she walked away.... well done dean did well m8 lol
"You know what the difference is between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my [email protected]&* in your mouth. " <----Try that one at your own risk.
You asshole I was gonna post that one except with the reverse answer and response
You ask:hey, you got any (place ethnicity here) in you?
She says: Yes
You ask: Want some more?
True, but that line makes absolutely no sense here lol
Don't know about funny, but this is one guaranteed to get you a dirty look or a slap:
"You fancy a dance?"
"Well f**k off then so I can talk to your mate"
'hey, babe, you hear?
im an assholey oley oley-oleyo-o-o
i purposely park
in handicap spaces
and handicap people
make handicap faces
cuz im an assholey oley oley-oleyo-o-o
That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.
Would like to take a seat on my lap? We'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
"I am Vangelous."
It will get you laid!
This is an area of humour I will always love.
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in"
"I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?"
"I'm a necrophiliac; how well can you play dead?"
"I used to be into necrophilia and beastiality, but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse."
"I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples."
"You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear."
Weird Al FTW.
Which ones are from Weird Al? I got all those browsing google for 'funny pick-up lines'.
EDIT: Correction, two are from friends.
Food based Pickup lines-
"You must work at McDonalds, cause I'm lovin it!"
"You must work at Burgerking, cause I'm hav'n it my way!"
*Looks up Uncyclopedias article on this matter*
"My mom won't be home for hours..."
"I'm an Uncyclopedia reader and contributor."
"I'm a Wikipedia reader and contributor."
"I want to bone you."
Those were a few that weren't too vile to post here... I think.
Is that a keg in your back pocket cause id love to tap that ass
think that one has always been my favorite
Old thread is old but I had to post this one.
"Hey, my english name is (insert your name here) , but my Chinese name is Hung Lo."
"I want fucks you."
*Holds Up Duct Tape* "Resistance is futile."
"You make my pants feel funny."
I lifted this line from an old Nike commercial:
"I am Tiger Woods."
I think I've got one more"
"My hand only goes so far."
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